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i pick knife.

assassin

The exposed nails in the door frames some of which are covered in asbestos.

My cat.
 :whome:

Windex

swords

Me

Diablo II

I read in this magazine once that thousands of people in the UK are killed by toasters and window blinds each year.










lol

Must be Sun, because that's so much bullshit.

Also, drying fan. Directly next to water.

There's a bob-omb on top of my monitor but I think it's just a toy so I'll go with... the pair of stilts in my wardrobe. They could definitely kill me if I got careless. There are other deadlier things but the stilts were the most interesting.

The ever-thickening veneer of slime coating the areas that aren't my bed and desk.

Sentience is imminent.

The ceiling, if it were to collapse on me (I live on the bottom floor of a five story building).

The corner of my desk if I fell on it.

Wife  :facepalm:

The dual screen CRT monitor setup I have.

Yes, yes, I'll join 2002 sometime soon. :P

My furnace.

You're letting the SUN in your house?!
n00b

I wouldn't be totally surprised if the operation of toasters and window blinds proved lethal to the average Sun reader.

My cooking. (http://davidn.livejournal.com/332010.html)

I am sure that the walls are full of mold. Our landlord doesn't believe in things like insulation. We're moving soon.

Toilet paper roll castle.

my cooking

Plug/lightbulb sockets.

Mike

Lack of fresh air and probably some of the stuff futherest back in my refrigerator.

my evil cat :tiger:

My house. 

Twas built by a dodgy guy in the 80s when he could approve its own construction.  Its really not safe.

The motherfucking HEAT.

Shotgun.

Renton.

Keeps pointing shotgun at me, calling me sissy.

Send help.

 :lol:



i read somewhere mothballs are toxic

i dont have any, but i wanted to add more to the topic

The thread title is wrong. It should be "Name something in your house that can't kill you".

Dual CRT users REPRESENT

This.
Also, in my city, there is now a sudden Dengue problem. Mosquitos can kill me if I'm unlucky. And there are a lot of mosquitos.

The bmx bike jump over lava orbiting a black hole.

That or the nest of sharkbees in the attic.  I hate those sharkbees.

The overwhelming air of desperation, mingled with the dying screams of crushed dreams and a pervasive sense of loss that the hardiest of souls would shudder to defy.  



Oh, and I guess Drano.

And you have a black hole that somehow doesn't suck lava into itself in your house WHY?

If you're creative enough, a tissue.

Or a tea cup.

Hell even a cherry.

Quarter

Black holes are just like any other body of mass.  If something's moving fast enough in its gravity well it will keep orbiting.  It's only if the orbiting objects orbit decays and it eventually reaches the black holes event horizon that it gets sucked in and crushed forever in its gravitational singularity.

That's why.

a triceratops

Office chair. (http://gizmodo.com/5157354/boy-killed-anally-when-office-chair-explodes)

bad hair?  :biglaff:

A cold cup of tea. When you make a nice hot cup, come up stairs, begin composing/developing/programming/drawing/writing/etc and hours later you realise your cup has gone cold.


An appropriate fall-down-on-knees-and-scream-at-the-tea-warming-gods could be an option, however, or heat the cup in the microwave.

I've seen this kill.

Drawer full of booze

I wish I knew. Yesterday me and my family got food poisoning. I compulsively vomited from every hole in my body :screamy:

my floor. because I could slip and hit my head on it.

Toast,because it has to be mentioned.

Bleach,because it is highly toxic,if ingested.

Deep freeze,because it is large enough to be locked in.

I am very cautious of that electric fan...

Table Saw and friends

eating the lead paint on the walls.

oops...

Me : DDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Probably my extremely thin wooden stairs. I swear my dad greases them at night.

Somebody should use all this to make a Sierra style adventure game!

World or warcraft

Internet.

Yes! It's a wonder most of their games' stars managed to survive getting up in the morning, or the death-defying drop off the front doorstep.

Death.

Yeah, it's a bit daft to offer the guy any hospitality, but the other option was even less enticing.

The shadows. They try to strangle me when comes the night. I must keep awake to fight them off with the faint light of my candle. Its tallow grows little these days. I fear this candle mayn't last me much longer, and then I shall be left open and vulnerable to that encroaching darkness that gropes and grabs at my mouth and throat. These damnable shadows, they try to strangle me. Must not sleep. Must warn others.

a gun (has anyone said this yet?)

:'(

I was going to say Golf Clubs, but they are more lethal to the pending zombie outbreak.

More dangerous is the electricity. It's in everything, the computer, the lights, the tv, the fridge, even in the walls. It's in the walls!!!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah. <fetal position>  :crazy:

Maaan that's what I said screw you I'LL KILL YOU I'LL KILL YOU!!!

This is my cat Misty

(http://grumpybumpers.com/images/misty-monitor-2.jpg)

(http://grumpybumpers.com/img/mistymon3.jpg)

I love my kitty!

mcc, is it just me, or does your cats face look like those blue aliens from that new movie Avatar...  :o He's very cute, nonetheless.  :)

My computer. It's getting quite loud, and I have a feeling that it's gonna blow one of these days....  :coffee:

:epileptic:

Hard wood stairs.  I think they are the most life threatening thing in my house.

Guns, knives, swords, fireworks, Ammonia, Bleach (do not mix Ammonia and Bleach, unless you want to make chlorine gas (http://www.bbc.co.uk/dna/h2g2/classic/A795611)),   can be dangerous when in the wrong hands.  However I think the stairs are the biggest danger to me in my home.

He's right, your cat is descended from the Na'vi. Just watch in case he comes riding down on a dragon bird to eat you.

mcc, that is the strangest looking cat I have ever seen...Not in a bad way...in a strange way.

I used to have a cat named Misty. She looked normal though.

Bleach, if I drink it.

That cat has a lot of lion.

In my home, that which can kill me is too numerous to mention, but I'll list one.
My homework assignment, if I don't finish it. It will self destruct.

That cat has a lot of na'vi  :epileptic: same eyes and nose structure  :handthumbsupL:

A (mostly decorative) dagger hanging on the wall just above my bed.

I only drink bleach when I'm bored.

It's not just me, then. Its nose is so thick, too.

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/4/4d/Skookumsh.JPG)

This protects me from running out of tea, or will do.. once I buy one. (million)

EDIT: I WANNA SQUISH HIM WITH HUGZ ARRGAHERAGH

I just went into minus cool points.. didn't i..

Hey, that cat has short legs... weiner cat!
(http://girlfromthenorthcountry.files.wordpress.com/2007/11/dachshund.jpg)

That cat is the cutest. Snorgling a cat is also the coolest thing you can do at any time, provided it's not a Persian. Don't trust those.