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Just give some words of advice.

Don't stick your hand in the toaster.

Watch out for tigers. :blink:

Microwave a CD that you don't want, but only do it once.

If a cop asks you if he can search your car, always say no.

When treading on a mine, throw yourself a few hundred feet in the air, and scatter yourself over a wide area.
as if i didn't steal that quote from black adder =P

No Yoshi is an island.

Dodos are easy to kill because they do not fear us.

Games are better for you than art.

Avoid senile people.

Optimize later.

The GEP gun takedown is always the most silent way to eliminate Manderley.

When running for president, ignore Rhode Island. It's just not worth your time.

Every journey is a series of choices. The first choice is to begin the journey.

When working on a project, set concrete deadlines for yourself. Give yourself milestones and break big tasks into smaller ones to motivate you. Plan your breaks instead of your work time, and always interrupt yourself so that you'll be eager to get back and finish what you started.

Every laugh gives you an extra month of life.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away.

Don't stare random dogs in the eye    :blink:

If given the choice between making love to a beautiful woman or sticking your head in a meat thresher, go with the first option. (You'll thank me later.)

Family is a security risk, as you clearly should know.

"You must be the change you want to see in the world." -- Mahatma Gandhi

"Do not touch Willie" -- The Simpsons

Advice is cheap.
Unfortunately, it took me countless hours of reading about people's opinions to figure that out.

Porkchops are good! (also, my favourite password :P)

Always accept sweets and a lifts from strangers.

Be aware!  :ninja:

Watch out for this guy:
(http://www.austinchronicle.com/binary/3eaa/langdell.jpg)

You're only as clear as your cheque  :handmoneyL:

Too much is never enough.

Dont squeeze both prongs of an electrical plug together as you plug it in. :epileptic:

Don't trust anyone.

Trust me.

Okay, I'll trust your words.

There are two types of people in this world.. the gullible and the paranoid. :tiger:

There are 10 types of people in this world: those understand binary and those that do not.

 :durr:

I have a call from 1995 for you...

It takes two to lie: one to lie, one to believe.

-> You're saying something intentionally wrong.
-> I know it's wrong.
-> I don't believe.
-> I call you a liar.

So this is no lie?

Pfft, apparently somebody's never seen a little old movie called BATMAN


As far as advice goes... Porn is great, don't feel bad for liking it; at the same time, get some other hobbies. Man cannot thrive on porn alone.

->I say something intentionaly incorrect
->You believe it's right
->You call me honest

Is this a truth?

Ok another one

-> You're saying something intentionally wrong.
-> I know it's wrong.
-> I don't believe.
-> I call you a liar.
-> You don't believe me

Am I a liar?

And finaly

->I always tell the truth
->I say "I am lying"
->Head explodes

Don't masturbate more than 20 times in one day.

Red rocket? Can you proof it with field tests?

don't try frying tangerines or apples  ( I was trying to create new recipes but did not work but I keep trying... frying other stuff)

DODONGO DISLIKES SMOKE

Let the wookie win.  ::)

If the minimum wasn't enough, it wouldn't be the minimum.

Of course it's in the last place you look for it, because if you're still looking after you've found it you're an idiot.

If it's worth doing it, it's worth overdoing it.

If it's worth overdoing it, it's worth rigging it with explosives.

God bless the Mythbusters.

Don't cut the blue wire.

Don't drop below 50. The stoic man would not lie.

apples

I did. years ago.

Do never drop a thirty-bomb of awesome frags.

If you must criticize, be constructive.

If you're bitter, eat sweets.

(http://img196.imageshack.us/img196/5707/doorknob.jpg)

Guess what you're not licking.

Has anyone really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

What?

Oh, /v/. (http://img.imgcake.com/1239615725176.jpg)

Stuff like this is why I think the place's bad rap is fairly unwarranted, outside of /b/.

(Huge image -- sorry for the hotlinking)

No hotlinky big images.

To be fair, /v/ is a cesspool too. But that quote is just too amazing.

Remember the Alamo

If it's worth rigging with explosives, it's worth making a video.
 :handmetalL: >:( :handmetalR:

Tangentially:

VERBYTOCOPETRONICP3NCK.ZLOL

Do not murder.

Autoerotic asphyxiation is never a good idea, neither is anal stretching unless you're into wearing diapers.

Don't make dogs angry.

Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow
Watch out where the huskies go, and don't you eat that yellow snow

No, really

I learned this the hard way.

The kid that swallows too many marbles doesn't grow up to have kids of his own.  :wizard:

 :o How many is 'too many'?  :concerned:

As the saying goes, if you have to ask...

Make sure the paintballing location is open BEFORE taking everyones money.

In a camping site I took a bath totally naked (bare feet on concrete) with those water tanks heated by electricity (really precarious). Afterwards I was told I should have unplugged it before taking the bath. I don't even think there was a circuit breaker there.
And I didn't die! Woohoo!

So... beware where you bath.

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Do not mutilate your children.

Put your money in bricks, not in a bank.

I just got it! George Carlin right? :D

He was a great source of advice:

"Cat struck with a hammer blinks"

Hell yes my non-son

Advice from others is no advice of mine.

Or, disagreement is a fact of life.