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http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/10/marvel-brothel-x-men-sex-game/

This is the funniest thing I've read all week. What wouldn't I give to get my hands on this, but (un)fortunately it was pulled from the website you could download it from.

In the link, the writer tells of his experience playing the game, in which Professor X of the X-Men decides that the best way to further mutant acceptance is to pimp out the team's ladies as whores, and gives us such gems as:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/11/marvelbrothel2.jpg)

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/11/marvelbrothel3.jpg)

And my personal favorite:

(http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2010/11/marvelbrothel13.jpg)

Now, this gives me ideas. Indie Brothel? Phubans, meet me out back, we have a brainstorming session to conduct.

Holy fuck

I am so horny right now

(for the indie brothel)

curly brace x iji??????

Oh, not just the ladies. :eyebrows: There are plenty of enticing males in indie gaming. We should please all demographics.

<EDITED FOR THE WEAK OF HEART>

This is why I am so horny.

Such secrets are not for the weak of heart, young apprentice.

The possibilities... the possibilities...

Excelsior!

I downloaded this before it was taken down. (It seemed pretty inevitable that it would.) I'm not at my home computer right now, but shoot me a PM and I'll pass you a link once I'm back.

(I actually haven't gotten around to playing it. I wonder if it's any good? RPS thinks so. (http://www.rockpapershotgun.com/2010/11/05/something-for-the-weekend-marvel-brothel/))

The game is actually apparently really, really slow, boring and repetitive, and getting to the interesting bits is a huge chore.

I'll wait for the video Lets Play.

Someone from RPG Codex uploaded it here: http://www.mediafire.com/?a8iudhc68pu8rnm

Sounds like a typical porn game to me (yes I've played some).  :whome:

That's... disappointing.

Someone needs to make an entertaining porn game. Or at least a really funny parody of one. Which is why the TIGBrothel is rife with possibilities.

Dude, stop.

You're gonna make me do this.

I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST THE CALL.

DOOOO EEEET

You wouldn't finish it anyway.  :giggle:

Just messin' with you.)

Heheheh... Play as a patron of the TIGBrothel who tries to win the hearts... and other things... of the incredibly sexy game devs who sell themselves at the bordello.

At first, you have to pay to be with each prospective fuckmate, but as they... get to know you better, they start to see you ... outside office hours...

Hmm.. Independent developers prostituting themselves eh?

Why does that sound so plausible?   :concerned:

Whoa, there could be a message here too!

You could play as Evan Adams (initials are EA). At first, the indie devs don't like you, but as you shower them with love and money, they begin to see your way of things.

Until they're kicked out of the indie club for associating with you?

but i already asked paul eres to be in my now nsfw dating sim.
dont take this away from me, bro.

TIGBrothel should be like the Brothel for Slating Intellectual Lusts from Planescape: Torment only with a lower intelligence requirement.

Yes. At that point, they are completely dependant on you. Then you can choose to continue to support them, or get sick of them and cast them out like an unwanted fetus.

Or things could get really kinky.

See: Adult/Educational Compo

Yeeeaah, it got a bit... out of hand during that compo.

I think Super Cock Blockers is actually still running/updating!  :P

Maybe make a complementing game that lets you play as various indie characters in a brothel. Like, you play as the prostitutes.

The final boss is when Tim Langdell is your client. The challenge is not throw up. You have to hit arrows like in DDR to have sex with him.

Contains Iji, Curly Brace, Harmonia + AuSable, and Juni.

All art by Konjak.

No, no, you have to hit the arrows or he fucks you first. It's an important distinction.

No, no, the point is that you're the prostitute, he has sex with you, your job is to (A) complete the task and (B) not look at him. If you press the buttons wrong, he smacks you and you get no money, or otherwise you accidentally think about who you're having sex with and throw up and he also smacks you. If you press the buttons right, you successfully have sex with him and make a lot of money. (He's able to pay with all the lawsuit money he got.)

At the end of the game you get to cut his dick off by dropping a cube from Lyle in Cube Sector on said dick. Falls right on its edge.

Why do you want to create such terrible things.

WHY?

Where people ask "Why?", I ask "Why not?"

http://gamingw.net/forums/index.php?topic=80699.0

links down, but looks like you guys already got it somewhere else.

i remember this game being made.

And Princess Nehema.

Just realized. Isn't Iji like fourteen?

...I don't wanna corrupt Seiklus... maybe we can take someone from La Mulana to make up for the loss?

Or, fuck, this is the Internet. Keep Iji in anyway.

edit: Princess Nehema is definitely a very good idea. Isn't the protagonist from the Noitu Love games a girl? Can we use her?

SirNiko: I'm honestly offended you would say "terrible". I am a game maker.

edit2: Internet, Rule34 me a fanfic or picture of Seiklus Girl/Juni. They're just about the same size.

Err... I was thinking about the devs themselves... but that's cool too...


Actually, that's fucking awesome.

:-* No reason we can't develop both games.

In this game, the devs are your clients. Final boss is Tim Langdell for sheer horror challenge. The first level is Derek because he's so huggable and nice that there's no reason sex with him would be unpleasant. Secret hidden boss is Cactus. I guess Eskil Steenberg et alii would be in the hierarchy somewhere.

If you play as Juni, you're playing on "Extreme" difficulty, because there is no way any indie dev would be able to comfortably have sex with her. Except for phubans.

edit: Derek is the pimp. If Iji is included I guess he's the runner of a child sex ring too

edit2: Unless Dessgeega is the pimpette

And the reason for him being a secret hidden boss is the horrible truth of where his nickname comes from. That you will learn the hard way.

Just thought of Cactus fucking Princess Nehema's eldritch form with a cacdick. Cracking up here, sir.

Thank you for this, Daiz.

*shudder* (http://www.tek.com.au/xstore/index.php?page=prod2&catid=main&prodid=1914&oldpage=cattoolbar&oldcat=men&inpage=6&lpp=10&van=50&searchfield=&buttonFlag=back)

And it's pretty obvious that link is going to be NSFW.

I have an idea: it's called Indie Circlejerk and it's a lot like this thread only it plays like Octodad.

Oh, jeez.

dring dring melly

this is the call of a horrible game

it asks to be made by you

draw us it says

draw us fucking each other with smiles on our faces

indie smiles

also dont forget that cactus is cactus squid so theres more where that nickname came from

http://i586.photobucket.com/albums/ss304/mainman99987/Dustin.jpg

Put me in this. I will have topless pics, if need be.

Rrrowwwlll. You are in, babe!

This looks like something Thernz would make.


Yes, I will pose naked for this.

You're no fun.

Huh, Marvel apparently took the game down. I'm thinking of reviewing this, but how should I get around to linking towards it?


Also, the developer made a torture game that looks interesting:
http://rpgmaker.net/games/2068/

Indie Brothel sounds like one of the coolest things ever. The humor and lightheartedness of this board would make a great game out of it, I'm certain.

As for Marvel Brothel? It's damned good for what it is. It is slow, being a business simulation, but there are different strategies for it and everything. The writing is, for the most part, decent, and you can tell the creator didn't take the concept too seriously.
The part I can't get over is that there's no porn at all... the closest thing is in the intro when Storm's on a boat in a bikini.



(But yeah. Indie Brothel I support wholeheartedly. Do everything you can!)