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Title: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 09, 2011, 09:16:29 PM this thread is for talking about the one true religion, worshiping me
i promise to purge the world of these ridiculous humans their reign has gone on long enough worship me and i will have the power to destroy them all if there isnt enough of you maybe i can get australia or something thatd be pretty rad Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: --- on April 09, 2011, 09:20:14 PM What's in it for me?
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Noel Berry on April 09, 2011, 09:22:30 PM I'm sold. This is the most reliable and true religion I have yet seen.
I'm officially a monsterkingian, and I believe in monsterkingianity. (I have no idea what I just signed up for) Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: [RM8] on April 09, 2011, 09:58:22 PM Provide evidence of your existence, please.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: HöllenKobold on April 09, 2011, 10:11:50 PM sorry dont like anime king
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Kramlack on April 09, 2011, 10:52:45 PM I for one, welcome our new Monster overlords.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: kenesque on April 09, 2011, 11:00:17 PM im an athiest please do not step on my values and or beliefs. by making this thread you have offended my point of view.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: im9today on April 09, 2011, 11:02:14 PM i am not voting. i will pray for you.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 09, 2011, 11:03:54 PM im an athiest please do not step on my values and or beliefs. by making this thread you have offended my point of view. the monster king steps on everythinghalf of the reasons is that everything that gets in the way of the monster king will be stepped on the other half are multiple giant feet (its pretty awkward NOT to step on everything) What's in it for me? we got bowling on fridayssorry dont like anime king monsters go beyond animeyes i said that there is something beyond anime blew your mind Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Μarkham on April 09, 2011, 11:47:03 PM I only recognize the Munster King.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: braidfan1992 on April 09, 2011, 11:52:06 PM If he types on here is he not already existing?
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: antymattar on April 10, 2011, 12:42:12 AM WTF!? Seriously? What a waist of interweb memmory. Prove your power of screw it!
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: deathtotheweird on April 10, 2011, 01:28:59 AM maybe
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: phubans on April 10, 2011, 02:45:55 AM What's the religion opposite to the Monster King?
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: ANtY on April 10, 2011, 02:52:53 AM What's the religion opposite to the Monster King? King MonsterTitle: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: --- on April 10, 2011, 07:06:56 AM I AM KING MONSTAR SPIES
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: antymattar on April 10, 2011, 07:19:27 AM Nope, the religion opposite of monster king is teletubyism(quite close to satanism)
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 10, 2011, 08:24:52 AM i dont know why you guys claim that you know the Monster King's opposite that well
it is none of your shitty suggestions the opposite of the Monster King is asian girlfriends the yin to my yang (asian) it is not a choice in the poll because it is assumed everyone already prays to asian girlfriends for things like plentiful bounties and kawaii neko chans Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Gimym JIMBERT on April 10, 2011, 09:09:09 AM I like mustard king
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: antymattar on April 10, 2011, 09:12:58 AM Yep. Mustard kind is the best...Besides mayonase king.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Dragonmaw on April 10, 2011, 10:09:16 AM TMK is lame why would i worship him.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Evan McClane on April 10, 2011, 10:24:43 AM Where's the "Cactus" option?
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Landshark RAWR on April 10, 2011, 02:02:20 PM as a land swimming shark i fully support the Monster King in destroying the very fleshy humans
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: starsrift on April 10, 2011, 10:29:04 PM I can't take this topic seriously until there's a real monster king voting option.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 10, 2011, 10:38:20 PM the monster king option added. i hope it fills your needs!!
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: iffi on April 10, 2011, 10:42:55 PM I shall be the first to vote for the bottom category.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Türbo Bröther on April 10, 2011, 11:19:29 PM I'd vote but I'm waiting for "Religion (The Captain Planet version)".
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 11, 2011, 02:40:26 AM captain planet is a worthy adversary for the monster king
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: --- on April 11, 2011, 09:59:51 AM captain planet is a worthy adversary for the monster king Bias? Is m'lord afraid of a little competition? IS HE? TAKE HIM DOWN! You've got 31 votes, Captain Planet will get like. 4. And they don't get to go bowling on thursdays. Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: The Monster King on April 11, 2011, 02:25:03 PM this thread is not (The Monster King and Captain Planet version)
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: Cow on April 19, 2011, 07:35:42 PM I will follow you to the death my king.
Title: Re: Religion (The Monster King version) Post by: im9today on April 19, 2011, 07:36:45 PM if i was ever going to worship something it would not be you
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