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Soulja Boy, is getting his own GAME.

GAME.
GAME.
GAME.
GAME.
GAME.

GAME.

mmmmfuck

Let me guess... it's a Braid clone.

In the words of Perfect Cell.

OH SHIIIIT!!!


Probably, what an insult to Indie Games.

If it's a Booty Meat (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_3AWJm9yz4g) (SFW version) game for the Wii, I am SO in.

I love Soulja Boy!

EDIT: OH SHIT, I just thought of this... Booty Meat for the Wii with Braid-style time manipulation! :o :wtf: :-* :eyebrows:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88KMSjOezTk (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88KMSjOezTk)

 :-\

His lyrics are so deep.

I smell Soulja Boy: Make My Video (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/index.html?curid=5776186) on the horizon.

Hm, I think the synth in the background somewhat resemble the plantage music from cave story. Maybe he's not so lost after all.

*Taking cover*


No seriously, why do we have to encounter soulja boy all the time? I mean, 50 cent and a whole bunch of others just, you know, leave us alone...?

If I remember correctly, 50 Cent got his own game too, possibly more than one. I believe it/they sucked big time.

The second 50 Cent game is coming out soon IIRC, and the retarded mainstream games press is actually convinced that it might be good.

Good... maybe not.

The most glorious of trainwrecks.... absolutely!

50 CENT BE BULLET PROOF.

Ice-T only one be deserving of his game, for his "eat a dick" rant.

Oh snaps!

Meh, good for him. Let it be another waste of space on a gamestop shelf.  :beer:

godamn this is too awesome, first 50: blood in the sand, now soulja boy, this is more awesome than my brain can handle

You said this for shits and giggles, right?
right?
RIIIIIIIGHT?

I'm pretty sure that's because it was just going to be a normal army game, and then 50 got slapped all over it. Still, it looks like shit.

Soulja Boy is an indie gamer.  'NUFF SAYED.

... I want him to review Cave Story!
 :'(

I want Cave Story to review him.

Cave want I him review to story.

I take this back.

I don't want him to call Curly, Quote's bitch.
I know he'd go there.
 >:(

Haha!

SPOILER
The first time I stumbled across cave story I downloaded it and played a bit in first cave. I thought the grafics where horrible, especially with than one layer scrolling background. I didn't like the movement or controls at all, the jumps where too floaty. I hated the sounds, couldn't he have put some real sound in there instead of that retro nostalgia shit? I hated the way the water looked, it was plain ugly, a small blue wavy line and some dots in it... And those bats, flying up and down in a sinus pattern... And the spikes that killed me instantly...

I didn't even get to the hermit gunsmith. I thought: "piece of shit" and threw it in the recycle bin. And emptied the recycle bin. And felt ripped of because it actually took me half a minute to download that piece of crap. Never thought about it again after that. :-\

Until about a year later, I think it was when there was a small announcement about the game on this very site. Derek said it was one of the best games ever or something like that. So I was like "OK, I'll give it a shot" and downloaded it, and when I opened it I thought "Oh no not this piece of crap again" because I had forgot what the name was of that worthless game I played a year ago. But that day I was almost dying from boredom, so I played to mimiga village. And then I heard something about a doctor, and something about a sue and an arthur. And king was so mean. And then I first saw misery and balrog. And I was hooked, and in love, and played like an idiot for two weeks.

When I fought The Core and Curly died it took me at least ten minutes to get over it. When you walk out through those security doors all alone, with that music and all... When I got to the savepoint I just couldn't save, I replayed the boss to see if there was any way to save her, but there wasn't :'(

"She isn't moving"

Later when I had almost finished the whole game and got stuck, I consulted a walkthrough and discovered that she could be saved :tearsofjoy: So I replayed the whole friggin' thing, from first cave, and when I picked up *tow rope* I was almost euphoric :tearsofjoy:

That game is good shit. When you fly around with the machinegun in sandzone and digg the techno music...  8) Ah the memories. SPOILER

So, how was the first doukutsu encounter for you? :cavestory:

The whole time through:

"This needs to be ported to a console."
I was hoping for like, the GBA, but then I was like, "they don't make games for it anymore! Duh!"

And I was like:
"The Core has the most kick-ass song in the game."

And then I won.

And then I was like:
"NOW I GOTTA GET THE BEST ENDING!"

Then my brother got the best ending.

Took me exactly 36 tries to get through Hell the first time.

I still haven't gotten into hell.

Also, who the hell are Soulja Boy? And who is 50 cent? Can I get two for a dolar? Do they have something to do with this "music" thing I've been hearing about?

No Cheater, they're nobody.

Don't worry little boy.

Go back to the games.

It's cozy there.

Cozy, yes.

yeah, so i googled "cave story hell"
wow...i had no idea  :o
you've ruined my life.  i cant do anything but try to go to hell now
how did i miss this  :wtf:

Cave Story is running like the aforementioned level right now on my computer, so I'm going to have to wait for it to be on Wii before I attempt a hard run.

I don't remember how many tries it took me to beat hell. I know it didn't take that long. I've done way harder (re: anything by YMM)

When you get the trick to leave all the hearts on the level and then go back and collect them it's not that hard. The only way I could get ballos last form however was to stand on the spikes constantly taking -2 damage :D

Hell is so nice. The difficulty level is perfect for me. It's challenging in a really good way. My time: 6'18"6.

GAAAHH I WANT TO HEAR KING'S THEME!

And on Ballos last form you should make sure you have at least 15 HP and a Missile Launcher lv 3 full of ammo. Then you just have to jump to one of his eyes (you will probably take damage from those spinning things, but only once) and fire! He will die in less than three seconds.

Yeah, man. I remember watching that for the first time in one of those hell speedruns and I went like, OMG, ballos got pwned so easily.

The video, in case you are curious: http://es.youtube.com/watch?v=0tarGSo9INI

Heh. I've seen that video. I was more like "Huuh? Wh- he... You can stand there without being hurt? OMG I have to try that!". And when I tried I died... But then I tried again and yaay!

Why does he use Nemesis in Hell?? There's too much experience everywhere!! And Curly already has it. Spur is better in my opinion.

Spur is fucking slow for a speed run. If you mangae to keep nemesis on level 1 and have a button smashing finger, it is seriously more effective than the spur.

Thanks for spoiling the game for me,  JLJac.

Thanks a bunch.


Only Soulja Boy can make me happy again at this stage..

Yeah you are probably right. It goes right through enemies which is very useful in Hell. And if you have Spur you can't have Snake which is good to activate those time bombs.
I tried a hell run with Nemesis once. I failed. Maybe I'll try again sometime.

Couldn't he just mod Braid so it goes "woooooooooop" when you reverse time? I would totally play that.

Hurry up and release the PC version Jon, we need this shit done! :eyebrows:

Shit corpus, I'm sorry. Kind of thought that everyone here had already played through it a couple of times.

If you watch any of the videos where Jon gives talks about Braid, you can realize the supreme stupidity of there being no PC version, because he very clearly shows earlier versions of the game running on a PC.

I haven't either. Thanks. :'(

Its probably an exclusivity contract.

Allright I've spoiler proofed it. What the hell is wrong with you people? How can you not have played cave story?  :wtf:   >:( :wtf: :tired: :-\

Very easily, I find.

Also, what's wrong with Soulja Boy making a game? I mean, I don't see how it will be a good game at all, but so what if he makes a game?

I have, but I haven't gotten very far. Can't get past Monster-X.

That boss haunts my nightmares.

Nah, it's not that hard, at least not if you compare to the ones later in the game. You just blade it in the face until it dies  ;) What is irritating is that there are a few enemies you have to pass after you've killed him  :-X

I am stuck on teh tread bitch robot.  The one who wheels along the cave.

Monster-X took more tries than the final boss. But it's mostly realizing how to do it.

I only finished Cave Story once, with the polar star, and no hell. Started again, but I left it shortly, for some other game. The couple of times it made me angry and scream "This is bull****!!" really didn't add to replayability. <SPOILER>How is it that Dr. Booster dies if you talk to him, and why does the tow rope dissappears when he dies? That makes no sense! >:( I can't overcome this kind of stuff.</SPOILER>