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Title: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 03, 2009, 07:53:16 PM I was over at my friend's house (GASP! Javet has friends?!!!?) and we were Brawling when we came up on a completely random, uncalled for, subject. Can men have square testicles? :panda:
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: sereneworx on April 03, 2009, 08:04:09 PM Well, once you have square ones, where does it end?
I mean.. it could get into this whole ridiculous Tetris situation. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Selben Coirlo on April 03, 2009, 08:14:56 PM If the balls touch it's not only gay but clears a line?
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: phubans on April 03, 2009, 08:17:50 PM No, but it is possible to have square sushi:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VZOjHBzpr84 Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Zaphos on April 03, 2009, 08:30:23 PM Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: phubans on April 03, 2009, 08:45:51 PM Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about. Thank you. I'm glad you feel that way, unlike most people who claim to adhere to "scientific method" only to limit themselves to what is already established and claimed :) Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: PandaCookies on April 03, 2009, 08:49:55 PM Can men have square testicles? :panda: Wanna come find out? :blink: u :blink: Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: xerus on April 03, 2009, 08:50:12 PM I've seen a lot of threads in my day... but this thread... this thread...
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Türbo Bröther on April 03, 2009, 09:03:25 PM If you can have square watermelons...
This might mean that it's possible to have pyramid-shaped testicles. What shapes can you grow your jewels (or dumplings or even plums if you prefer) into? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: rob on April 03, 2009, 09:29:09 PM http://www.shorty.com/bonsaikitten/
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Melly on April 03, 2009, 09:30:55 PM @ thread:
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Selben Coirlo on April 03, 2009, 09:53:31 PM Quote Nothing is impossible, not if you can imagine it. That's what being a scientist is all about. No that's what being a magical elf is all about.Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: sereneworx on April 03, 2009, 10:56:30 PM I wouldn't mind it if people had magnetic testicles. That would be interesting.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: undertech on April 03, 2009, 11:05:15 PM The answer is yes, but not for free.
:wizard: Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Cheater‽ on April 04, 2009, 02:48:01 AM The price is pain. I can imagine the corners being quite sensitive.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Hempuli‽ on April 04, 2009, 04:37:27 AM A real pain would be to have cactus testicles. Like the small hair being very solid and spiky-like. And that could almost be possible to happen :D
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: r.kachowski on April 04, 2009, 04:51:46 AM I suppose in theory, over a long enough timescale, someone is bound to suffer a genetic abhorration that gives him testicles³.
They would make the luckiest dice ever. He'd be hunted for his entire life by men of chance and pit bosses. Unfortunates and sufferers would make unholy pilgramages for a chance to roll his lucky balls, a chance to change the hand they've been dealt. That's a terrible life. Why would you do that to someone? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: ஒழுக்கின்மை on April 04, 2009, 05:15:43 AM I'm sure it's been done, the body modification scene is pretty weird and varied.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Peevish on April 04, 2009, 06:21:25 AM This might mean that it's possible to have pyramid-shaped testicles. What shapes can you grow your jewels (or dumplings or even plums if you prefer) into? Fuck Tetris, you're on your way to Bejeweled. Why am I the first to point out that squares are 2-dimensional? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Alevice on April 04, 2009, 07:08:01 AM A real pain would be to have cactus' testicles. Something like that didn't happen already at GDC? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: shig on April 04, 2009, 07:23:18 AM By "brawling" you mean Indie Brawl, Super Smash Brawl or were you two actually fighting each other?
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Lucaz on April 04, 2009, 09:32:01 AM Javet grapples his friend.
Friend: This is getting awkward... Friend: :o Javet: Ouch, sorry for that. Javet: Hmm, wonder if those could be square? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Melly on April 04, 2009, 09:35:56 AM I love this thread.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Hempuli‽ on April 04, 2009, 12:51:27 PM My house is a few hundred testicles³ big.
Squaresticles Cubasticles circlesticles pyramisticles jingle bellticles Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Türbo Bröther on April 04, 2009, 03:40:01 PM Fuck Tetris, you're on your way to Bejeweled. This depends on how many people you can talk into forming a naked human pyramid. It's not quite as simple as saying "listen chaps, put down those Xbox controllers I'm calling a testicle gem manipulation game. Get your pants off and start stacking", it's not a topic you can just bring up in day-to-day conversation. It's a bit awkward. You need to get liquored up a bit first and even them a certain amount of coordination is needed to get people to shift around without compromising the structure of the pyramid itself. Have you tried to organize anything that's more complicated than a game of ping-pong whilst drunk, it's hella tough dude.Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: The Ivy on April 04, 2009, 07:06:12 PM Trixels?
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 04, 2009, 07:18:38 PM Javet grapples his friend. I'm not gay.Friend: This is getting awkward... Friend: :o Javet: Ouch, sorry for that. Javet: Hmm, wonder if those could be square? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Glyph on April 04, 2009, 07:42:37 PM Javet grapples his friend. I'm not gay.Friend: This is getting awkward... Friend: :o Javet: Ouch, sorry for that. Javet: Hmm, wonder if those could be square? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 04, 2009, 07:56:00 PM Javet grapples his friend. I'm not gay.Friend: This is getting awkward... Friend: :o Javet: Ouch, sorry for that. Javet: Hmm, wonder if those could be square? Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Melly on April 04, 2009, 09:05:11 PM You don't have to be ashamed Javet. We're all friends here. :)
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Türbo Bröther on April 04, 2009, 11:31:19 PM BFF!
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Zaratustra on April 05, 2009, 12:02:59 AM Nothing in nature is square. Squares aren't naturally occurring.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Corpus on April 05, 2009, 12:55:18 AM Shit, really? Sorry guys. Looks like you can't have square testicles after all.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: kyn on April 05, 2009, 01:15:07 AM (http://i39.tinypic.com/sfcl86.png)
The scary part is, people are actually searching for this kind of stuff Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 05, 2009, 08:04:57 AM You don't have to be ashamed Javet. We're all friends here. :) I DIDN'T "GRAPPLE" ANYONE.Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Peevish on April 05, 2009, 08:38:40 AM I thought of a great joke about this! I don't know what the setup is, but the punchline is "square peg in a round hole."
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: genericuser on April 05, 2009, 12:27:06 PM A real pain would be to have cactus' testicles. Something like that didn't happen already at GDC? Nope, I think it was the opposite way. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 05, 2009, 12:38:10 PM A real pain would be to have cactus' testicles. Something like that didn't happen already at GDC? Nope, I think it was the opposite way. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: genericuser on April 05, 2009, 12:58:01 PM A real pain would be to have cactus' testicles. Something like that didn't happen already at GDC? Nope, I think it was the opposite way. Wouldn't be surprising :laughter: Oh, and no offense intended. :-P Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: letsap on April 05, 2009, 01:08:41 PM Nothing in nature is square. Squares aren't naturally occurring. (http://theodoregray.com/PeriodicTable/Samples/HaliteAndBorax/s7s.JPG)Halite and Borax would like a word with you. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: battlerager on April 05, 2009, 02:05:47 PM This thread is the most hilarious thread in a long, long time.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Strong on April 05, 2009, 03:17:57 PM they're possible, but it'll hurt
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 05, 2009, 03:19:01 PM This thread is the most hilarious thread in a long, long time. Wow. I thought TIGSource was more upbeat. Did everything die when I left?Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Zest on April 05, 2009, 03:41:03 PM You can have square testicles, but only if you believe in yourself and your heart is pure.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Cheater‽ on April 05, 2009, 03:58:15 PM Nothing in nature is square. Squares aren't naturally occurring. Halite and Borax would like a word with you. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: sereneworx on April 05, 2009, 04:17:09 PM Let's clarify, we're talking about testicubes here, right?
Not square testicles as in the 2d planar shape. Because that would just be weird. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Andy Wolff on April 05, 2009, 04:47:13 PM meatcubes != testicubes
just thought i'd mention that. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: rob on April 05, 2009, 04:51:18 PM Wait, are we talking testicles as in the area below the penis, scrotum and all, or the testes themselves? Becuase with a bit of surgery you could turn the later into squares, seeing as they're just systems of tubes.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Fuzz on April 05, 2009, 05:39:25 PM Wait, are we talking testicles as in the area below the penis, scrotum and all, or the testes themselves? Becuase with a bit of surgery you could turn the later into squares, seeing as they're just systems of tubes. I'm pretty sure he's just referring to the scrotum. :wtf:Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: letsap on April 05, 2009, 07:05:21 PM Nothing in nature is square. Squares aren't naturally occurring. Halite and Borax would like a word with you. Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Radix on April 05, 2009, 08:10:43 PM They can at least be deformed in such a way when illustrating the size and shape of an eee PC's screen.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Alec S. on April 06, 2009, 01:05:37 PM Easy, just dress your testicles in a sweater vest and have them stay in on Saturdays reading rather than going out to party.
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: J.W. Hendricks on April 06, 2009, 01:52:34 PM Easy, just dress your testicles in a sweater vest and have them stay in on Saturdays reading rather than going out to party. Or lock them in a cardboard box and tell them they're grounded.Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: JLJac on April 28, 2009, 07:51:46 AM I have one square testicle. Only downside is, since the operation this game has become much more complicated.
(http://www.husohem.se/Images/HOH/Cache/708/0/11141_0000kqwa_2.jpg) Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: Renton on April 28, 2009, 07:54:00 AM Are you saying you've been teabagging children's toys?
Title: Re: Can Men Have...? Post by: michael on April 28, 2009, 07:56:53 AM this thread reminds me of a kago manga.... :-\
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