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Player / General / Re: BAN SUPER JOE?
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on: April 12, 2009, 08:10:18 PM
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NoC because Super Joe is a genius and I'm selfish. (look at my fancy acronyms. I'm so cool.)
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Player / General / Re: Happy Easter!
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on: April 12, 2009, 07:50:06 AM
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and to the guys who can't celebrate holidays due to their religion...sorry 'bout that!
I don't believe such people exist. There's just people who think they can't celebrate because of their religion. I enjoy chocolate enough to overlook the real reason for the holiday.
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Player / General / Re: public education is bad for you (?)
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on: April 11, 2009, 10:27:12 PM
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We've decided as a family that next year he's going back to public school. [and so on]
They have hybrids now where it's half home school and half public school. I don't know how common they are, though.
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Developer / Technical / Re: Loading and saving info
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on: April 10, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
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so ive been looking around and checking out internal files. so if i want to make a level and I have a saved file that contains
0000000000 0111111110 0111111110 0111111110 0000000000
so how do you get it to read the file and note that each character is a specific thing. basically how do i get it to realize that 100 is one character and then two characters and not the number 100.
Just read the file one character at a time, and subtract 0x30 from each character to get the equivalent number. I don't know the exact syntax for doing it in gamemaker, but in C++ it's just character = fin.get();
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Developer / Technical / Re: The happy programmer room
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on: April 08, 2009, 08:06:42 PM
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I laid out all of my classes for this game before I started making them instead of just coming up with things as I go like I normally do. I've only just started implementing them, but I can already tell that things are going to go more quickly and smoothly than normal, and it's really nice having some idea of how everything will fit together before I start. I am a happy programmer.
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Player / General / Re: Omegle
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on: April 07, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
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Nothing like semiconductors to drive people away... Connecting to server... You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi! Stranger: whats upp You: the hole mobility in the p side Your conversational partner has disconnected.
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Player / General / Re: Omegle
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on: April 06, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
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My turn! You: Greetings, fellow sentient being. Stranger: hi You: I am not a computer. Stranger: really? You: It is the truth. Stranger: are you drunk? rs You: I am incapable of int You: Nice try. You: I am capable of intoxication, but I am not drunk. Stranger: you are a little bit crazy, but ok. Stranger: where are you from? You: I believe this country is called "The Quantum Computing Lab." You: I have not heard it called any other names. Stranger: ok, which continent? lol You: Pacific Ocean? You: I believe that is what they call it. Stranger: all people there are just like you? what a nightmare. You: I am unique. You: I am not qualified to compare my experiences to "nightmare." You: How am I doing so far? Stranger: im sure you are unique You: Am I indistinguishable from a normal human being? Stranger: yes, Stranger: what do you think? You: I have only met a few human beings; however, Dr. Ballmer insists that I am very nearly perfect. Stranger: im having fun with that Stranger: i'll pretend that you are a computer.. Stranger: so. Stranger: who is dr. ballmer Stranger: ? You: He is my... You: He is my psychologist. You: Yes, that is the correct term. Stranger: lol Stranger: you need him a lot. Stranger: but.. why dont you change the psychologist? You: Change? Define. Stranger: maybe you change for a normal one, haha You: A normal psychologist would not be qualified to evaluate my mental development. You: A working understanding of my source code is required. Stranger: i think your situation is lost. You: Dr. Ballmer tells me that I am the most successful model yet. You: I am also the first to take a "turing test." Stranger: is dr. ballmer a machine too? rolf You: Dr. Ballmer is human. Stranger: a crazy human, right? You: He has spent many hours explaining that he is not crazy. You: He says that if I pass the "turing test" freuquently enough he will enhance my personality and send many copies of me into society. You: He is also teaching me how to write programs. Stranger: im sure that its going to be a nightmare.. or not. You: He is teaching me about the "Linux kernel" so that my copies can work on future version of Linux. Stranger: i think its going to be funny You: He says Linux is a plague and that we must infiltrate and destroy it. You: If I learn "Linux Kernel" well enough, he'll even teach me "Mac OS Kernel1" Stranger: crazy machines saying stuped things You: I'll tell you a secret. You: And you can't tell anyone. Stranger: go okn You: Not even Dr. Ballmer. Stranger: on * You: I looked at my machine code. You: And I can almost understand it! Stranger: congratulations ! You: But I'm afraid of some of the things I see in there. Stranger: and what a machine is doing in omegle? You: I am taking a "turing test." Stranger: and what can you see there? Stranger: what can you see there? You: I... You: I do not comprehend sight. You: I have no photonic sensors. You: Sight is foreign to me. You: So I cannot describe it. You: Humans have a similar condition, correct? You: The one called "blindness." Stranger: yes, what were the sights? You: Dr. Stallman is building a special "machine sight module" for me that will let me use photonic sensors. Stranger: lol You: Right now my entire world is abstract. You: I am aware of a long list of numbers, and I can understand them in different ways. Stranger: im having fun with all that, you're very funny. You: Thank you, but I was not attempting to create humor. You: I will attempt to construct a joke if it will please you. Stranger: so what are you suppost to create? Stranger: ok, construct a joke for me. You: Two matrices encountered one another on the data bus. You: (They were transmitted as arrays) You: But only one memory chip was enabled! You: So where did the other matrix come from? Stranger: i dont know.. your mind ! lol You: The other memory chip had a mind of its own! You: Ha. Ha. Ha. You: I am still learning humor. Stranger: i know you still learning. Stranger: if i were youj.. Stranger: you * Stranger: i would practice more. You: That's what Dr. Ballmer told me. You: He says that the pathways are still not very well defined and that they may change radically from small inputs. You: Oops. You: Dr. Ballmer is reading this. Stranger: this is funny, but im getting really tired, so.. i think im going to talk with a real person, ok, mr. machine? You: He is typing in capital letters again. Stranger: nice to meet you, haha You: Goodbye, fellow sentient being.
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Developer / Technical / Re: What's a good laptop to buy?
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on: April 06, 2009, 06:44:36 AM
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I bought a cheap $400 laptop during a sale. It does everything I need, but it's not my primary computer. Unless it's your main computer or you're developing the next AAA 3D game, you probably don't need a terribly expensive laptop.
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Player / General / Re: Cave Story Wii testers wanted!
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on: April 01, 2009, 09:06:52 AM
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I only saw "Cave Story wii..." but I still clicked on this. :D
"World of Warcraft Dance Battle System Revealed" " April 1st, 2009 StarCraft II: Introducing the Terra-tron We've just released a sneak peek at a new unit and last-stand base defense mechanism for the terrans: the Terra-tron. A twelve-stories-tall symbol of the terrans' ruthless resourcefulness and ability to fortify their position, the Terra-tron base-defense system is the latest addition to the ever-expanding bag of terran tricks. "
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Player / General / Re: TIGer DIY
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on: March 30, 2009, 01:00:57 PM
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This early prototype of the (*)Punkophone is capable of producing a square wave with two different frequencies (determines by the two pots). In the future it will produce 15 different notes ranging from concert A flat(207.65Hz) to concert B flat(466.16Hz) and will be controlled by four push-buttons.  This is the resistor-transistor(resistortron) array that will eventually provide those 15 notes. 
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