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561  Player / General / Re: BAN SUPER JOE? on: April 12, 2009, 08:10:18 PM
NoC because Super Joe is a genius and I'm selfish. (look at my fancy acronyms. I'm so cool.)
562  Developer / Creative / Re: Today I created... on: April 12, 2009, 07:02:23 PM
For whom do you build your pyramid?
563  Player / General / Re: Technically undemanding, good casual games? on: April 12, 2009, 10:21:17 AM
Tower Defense.
564  Player / General / Re: Happy Easter! on: April 12, 2009, 07:50:06 AM
and to the guys who can't celebrate holidays due to their religion...sorry 'bout that!

I don't believe such people exist. There's just people who think they can't celebrate because of their religion. I enjoy chocolate enough to overlook the real reason for the holiday.
565  Player / General / Re: public education is bad for you (?) on: April 11, 2009, 10:27:12 PM
We've decided as a family that next year he's going back to public school. [and so on]
They have hybrids now where it's half home school and half public school. I don't know how common they are, though.
566  Developer / Collaborations / Re: Tixel - Now Hiring! on: April 10, 2009, 10:51:19 PM
I don't think it's likely unless someone with experience organizes everything. If someone does do that I will gladly write code, though.
567  Developer / Technical / Re: Loading and saving info on: April 10, 2009, 02:43:06 PM
so ive been looking around and checking out internal files. so if i want to make a level and I have a saved file that contains

0000000000
0111111110
0111111110
0111111110
0000000000

so how do you get it to read the file and note that each character is a specific thing. basically how do i get it to realize that 100 is one character and then two characters and not the number 100.

Just read the file one character at a time, and subtract 0x30 from each character to get the equivalent number. I don't know the exact syntax for doing it in gamemaker, but in C++ it's just character = fin.get();
568  Developer / Technical / Re: The happy programmer room on: April 08, 2009, 08:06:42 PM
I laid out all of my classes for this game before I started making them instead of just coming up with things as I go like I normally do. I've only just started implementing them, but I can already tell that things are going to go more quickly and smoothly than normal, and it's really nice having some idea of how everything will fit together before I start. I am a happy programmer.
569  Player / General / Re: I hope this is some kind of lame, late April Fool's prank. on: April 08, 2009, 02:58:34 PM
someone makes bad fanart of Cave Story?
Wait, WHAT? Mock Anger
570  Player / General / Re: Omegle on: April 08, 2009, 09:09:04 AM
ASCII 219, 178, 177, and 176:
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571  Player / General / Re: Omegle on: April 07, 2009, 07:06:55 PM
Nothing like semiconductors to drive people away...
Quote
Connecting to server...
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: whats upp
You: the hole mobility in the p side
Your conversational partner has disconnected.
572  Player / General / Re: Omegle on: April 06, 2009, 01:13:31 PM
My turn!

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You: Greetings, fellow sentient being.
Stranger: hi
You: I am not a computer.
Stranger: really?
You: It is the truth.
Stranger: are you drunk? rs
You: I am incapable of int
You: Nice try.
You: I am capable of intoxication, but I am not drunk.
Stranger: you are a little bit crazy, but ok.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: I believe this country is called "The Quantum Computing Lab."
You: I have not heard it called any other names.
Stranger: ok, which continent? lol
You: Pacific Ocean?
You: I believe that is what they call it.
Stranger: all people there are just like you? what a nightmare.
You: I am unique.
You: I am not qualified to compare my experiences to "nightmare."
You: How am I doing so far?
Stranger: im sure you are unique
You: Am I indistinguishable from a normal human being?
Stranger: yes,
Stranger: what do you think?
You: I have only met a few human beings; however, Dr. Ballmer insists that I am very nearly perfect.
Stranger: im having fun with that
Stranger: i'll pretend that you are a computer..
Stranger: so.
Stranger: who is dr. ballmer
Stranger: ?
You: He is my...
You: He is my psychologist.
You: Yes, that is the correct term.
Stranger: lol
Stranger: you need him a lot.
Stranger: but.. why dont you change the psychologist?
You: Change? Define.
Stranger: maybe you change for a normal one, haha
You: A normal psychologist would not be qualified to evaluate my mental development.
You: A working understanding of my source code is required.
Stranger: i think your situation is lost.
You: Dr. Ballmer tells me that I am the most successful model yet.
You: I am also the first to take a "turing test."
Stranger: is dr. ballmer a machine too? rolf
You: Dr. Ballmer is human.
Stranger: a crazy human, right?
You: He has spent many hours explaining that he is not crazy.
You: He says that if I pass the "turing test" freuquently enough he will enhance my personality and send many copies of me into society.
You: He is also teaching me how to write programs.
Stranger: im sure that its going to be a nightmare.. or not.
You: He is teaching me about the "Linux kernel" so that my copies can work on future version of Linux.
Stranger: i think its going to be funny
You: He says Linux is a plague and that we must infiltrate and destroy it.
You: If I learn "Linux Kernel" well enough, he'll even teach me "Mac OS Kernel1"
Stranger: crazy machines saying stuped things
You: I'll tell you a secret.
You: And you can't tell anyone.
Stranger: go okn
You: Not even Dr. Ballmer.
Stranger: on *
You: I looked at my machine code.
You: And I can almost understand it!
Stranger: congratulations !
You: But I'm afraid of some of the things I see in there.
Stranger: and what a machine is doing in omegle?
You: I am taking a "turing test."
Stranger: and what can you see there?
Stranger: what can you see there?
You: I...
You: I do not comprehend sight.
You: I have no photonic sensors.
You: Sight is foreign to me.
You: So I cannot describe it.
You: Humans have a similar condition, correct?
You: The one called "blindness."
Stranger: yes, what were the sights?
You: Dr. Stallman is building a special "machine sight module" for me that will let me use photonic sensors.
Stranger: lol
You: Right now my entire world is abstract.
You: I am aware of a long list of numbers, and I can understand them in different ways.
Stranger: im having fun with all that, you're very funny.
You: Thank you, but I was not attempting to create humor.
You: I will attempt to construct a joke if it will please you.
Stranger: so what are you suppost to create?
Stranger: ok, construct a joke for me.
You: Two matrices encountered one another on the data bus.
You: (They were transmitted as arrays)
You: But only one memory chip was enabled!
You: So where did the other matrix come from?
Stranger: i dont know.. your mind ! lol
You: The other memory chip had a mind of its own!
You: Ha. Ha. Ha.
You: I am still learning humor.
Stranger: i know you still learning.
Stranger: if i were youj..
Stranger: you *
Stranger: i would practice more.
You: That's what Dr. Ballmer told me.
You: He says that the pathways are still not very well defined and that they may change radically from small inputs.
You: Oops.
You: Dr. Ballmer is reading this.
Stranger: this is funny, but im getting really tired, so.. i think im going to talk with a real person, ok, mr. machine?
You: He is typing in capital letters again.
Stranger: nice to meet you, haha
You: Goodbye, fellow sentient being.
573  Developer / Technical / Re: What's a good laptop to buy? on: April 06, 2009, 06:44:36 AM
I bought a cheap $400 laptop during a sale. It does everything I need, but it's not my primary computer. Unless it's your main computer or you're developing the next AAA 3D game, you probably don't need a terribly expensive laptop.
574  Developer / Technical / Re: What to use for game development in C++ on: April 05, 2009, 10:30:08 AM
I didn't have any trouble using audio with pygame, but in C++ I still use FMOD instead of SDL for sound.
575  Developer / Technical / Re: SDL broke my file IO on: April 03, 2009, 08:20:03 PM
I've never had any problems with it (I have but they weren't caused by SDL). What does your code look like?
576  Developer / Tutorials / Re: Programming Games with the HÄTE Framework, Part 1 on: April 01, 2009, 06:18:42 PM
I'm pretty sure it's a joke.
577  Player / General / Re: The next TIG meme - The Competition on: April 01, 2009, 04:22:28 PM
This time I really don't know if it's an actual spam or if it's just a joke.
578  Player / General / Re: The next TIG meme - The Competition on: April 01, 2009, 03:47:29 PM
We don't need more memes

I think this should be our next meme
Isn't it already?
579  Player / General / Re: Cave Story Wii testers wanted! on: April 01, 2009, 09:06:52 AM
I only saw "Cave Story wii..." but I still clicked on this.  :D
"World of Warcraft Dance Battle System Revealed"

"    
April 1st, 2009
StarCraft II: Introducing the Terra-tron
We've just released a sneak peek at a new unit and last-stand base defense mechanism for the terrans: the Terra-tron.

A twelve-stories-tall symbol of the terrans' ruthless resourcefulness and ability to fortify their position, the Terra-tron base-defense system is the latest addition to the ever-expanding bag of terran tricks. "
580  Player / General / Re: TIGer DIY on: March 30, 2009, 01:00:57 PM
This early prototype of the (*)Punkophone is capable of producing a square wave with two different frequencies (determines by the two pots). In the future it will produce 15 different notes ranging from concert A flat(207.65Hz) to concert B flat(466.16Hz) and will be controlled by four push-buttons.



This is the resistor-transistor(resistortron) array that will eventually provide those 15 notes.

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