They are making the best game ever? Noooo! Why didn't I sign up to be their programmer before they got banned! Now I'll never be able to join J-Force games! Thanks a lot Derek. This was my one chance to shine and you blew it, again, just like all those times in highschool.

There's no point in trying to make games anymore, i'm throwing my computer away, and I suggest you all do the same. This is my last post.

This looks like its going to be amazing, but I thought they already had a 9. Maybe not. If they're going to make this im interested to see what kind of other old school games they might make. Maybe a new zelda? Also, the cover art for this new game better have a retarded looking version of megaman with a stupid gun and a dopey looking facial expression.

I didn't like the SNES megamans at all (X?)

I thought the snes mega man Xs were amazing. The playstations ones, not so much. After they started making him part of a "maverick" hunting team it got pretty stupid. It was better when it was just X and Zero (before he became a jedi and got a lightsaber).

So, I'm playing, and I just can't win! I'm shooting all of the sides and everything! What am I doing wrong?

You see guys, this is funny because the goal is so obvious that nobody wouldn't be able to figure out what to do.



Beat it with 7 seconds left. Improvements make it much better, nice job.

I thought it was pretty cool, didn't get very far though on my laptop touchpad. Found a glitch although it might have just been something goofy with my computer: I got stuck at the bottom of the screen and could only move left and right but not back up.

As for the name, I think that if you are trying to make political satire the name is fine but if you are going for a game that you want to be well liked by everyone you should change it to terrorist massacre like suggested before.

I like the game idea, however i thought that the window of core openness time was a little bit too short. It was really hard to hit even before the enemies spawned. I think luke skywalker had an easier target when he shot the photon missle into the death star's core. 

I also thought that the player did not stand out enough. Whenever lots of enemies come it is easy to lose yourself in the mess of enemy ships and projectiles. Maybe making the player bigger or a color that stands out more. Also, whenever you die it is almost impossible to find the player. I think it would be helpful to pause for a few seconds or have something blink that shows you where you are at before the enemies start attacking.

Again, I like the game concept and it would be cool to see this expanded apon.

I don't get why a lot of times it seems to end in the middle of a sentence.

If you thought that was a monocle maybe you should wear 2 monocles at the same time which are connected together and have a doctor's prescription for the the lenses.

Either that or wear contacts.

Also, just because something has a monocle, it doesn't mean its from tigsource. For instance:
Mr Peanut

Wow, this is amazingly good! Kinda hard to believe it was written by a 6th grader. Still good though. Can't wait for the movie!

You guys are such haters. Maybe this means you don't like JRPGs and you should probably stop buying them.

Maybe you should ask the person who made that?

Wait guys, sure this tamer guy might be a spam bot, but is he really that different from you and I? I mean, all he wants to do is come to this site, talk about about games, have a few laughs, make some friends, and sure he might send us a few viagra links every now and then, but lets just give him a chance. He could be the best spam bot ever.

This game is not fake. You guys are just trying to trick us so you get all the fun for yourselves.

I asked around and got more peoples permission to use them in-game.

If you even THINK about using my name, part of my name, or anything that even rhymes with my name, I will sue you so hard that the only fortress you will be managing is your new cardboard box home!

Cursed beast, begone to where you came! Our world is not for the likes of you!

Yeah, Derek!

Big deal, I have one of those in my backyard and it does that every single day.

good stuff

Wow that alien leg training must really do the trick! Also: Steroids do the trick too.

The graphics are better in the first one.

I think I broke it when I won. I was so close to dying when I got to the second part and then I got him in a lock and took down all of his life without him even attacking me once.

This reminds me of another game sorta like this where one person writes a sentence and then gives it to the next person and they draw a picture of the sentence. That picture is given to the next person who does not see the original sentence and then writes a sentence about the picture. And then that sentence is given to another and they draw a picture of it and so on.