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23:59 < CPW> so today i learned that my fly unzips itself
23:59 <@FARTRON> sexy
23:59 < CPW> this was about an hour after my class presentation
23:59 < CPW> my life is being so cliche right now
23:59 < genka> did you find out over twitter?
00:00 < paste42> cpw: tell girls it's a party trick
00:00 < CPW> i just said i'm a stripper and it's hard to fight those stripper instincts
00:01 < CPW> (i didn't actually say that)
00:01 < googoogjoob> you should have
00:01 < CPW> well as i said, i didn't know about it
00:01 < paste42> don't say it; strip it
00:01 < paste42> interpretive stripping
00:01 < CPW> i was walking outside and my penis felt particularly sensitive to wind
00:01 < CPW> and i was like what is this
00:02 < CPW> there can't be an easy explanation for this feeling
00:02 < paste42> does anyone play games standing up
00:02 < CPW> i have done it
00:02 < CPW> but it's not like
00:02 < CPW> routine for me or anything
00:03 < CPW> like for instance i played through all of mario galaxy at gamestop
00:03 < CPW> before it came out
00:03 < paste42> heh, really?
00:03 < CPW> i attracted an audience
00:03 < CPW> at around star 60
00:04 < paste42> were you wearing the pants you wore today?
00:04 < CPW> oh that explains it
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