Don't dare to mock my additional set of typos within that post, my dear Sir Renton. Otherwise I'd be forced to apply methods inappropriate for a gentleman of my category.

Oh, wait, it is already to late.

edit: evidence shall be destroyed!

It wouldn't hurt to get that reward ($50,000.00, thank you MS for that other half), anyway.

edit: misteryous typo is now gone.......

edit: fuck you renton!

The adventures of popeye and his littl piss yellow samurai friend

http://videogames.yahoo.com/feature/microsoft-offers-reward-for-missing-xbox-gamer/1260470

A whore whom I used to know seemed to pretend she was a headcrab, as she would put her mouth in your head and start suctioning it.

HOW CARE AOUT THE GRAPHIC

AND I CAN'T FUCKING PLAY IT. FUCK THAT SHIT

Headcrab'd!

I mean...

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On female characters, or characters I can't think a close individual to fit, I just pick names starting with J. Like Jane, James, Jeff, Jessie, Jack, Joanna, etc.

Yup

Jones. Used to put the default, but stopped caring when I grew older. More characters are based on direct relatives and friends. It was sad when I put my mother's name on the mother character on mother 3. :/

Tho I'm gonna have to try (hic) sometime.

Seconded.

The last boss (assuming you don't mean that spoileriffc old guy) is to heal until your life counter is going below 100 hp with Life Gamma. Remember that you don't die immediately from a fatal blow, only when your counter reaches zero, so you don't have to worry about him kicking you badly every turn, only when you are actually low on life. I really didn't have much problem with him, and I didn't have any mementos left, only some magic puddings acquired by grinding very little the creeps on the dungeon.

But man, that damn boss fight made me feel like shit, and flint reaction to the aftermath disappointed me.

In fact the whole New Pork City was funny, retarded and macabre, specially when you start going freudian on porky.

EXCUSE ME, WOULD YOU TELL ME WHERE THE BATHROOM IS?

Stupid Mother Three
Bosses keep kicking my ass
yet I cannot stop

On the instruments ordeal, I find that the best mix comes from having a couple at most playing the overall intended melody, and a few more showing up to emphasize certain emotions or notes, much like underlining, bolding and italicizing work in written language.

I feel that a good song to study for that would be "Don't cry, Jennifer", from the Clock Tower (SNES) soundtrack.

Yeah, but it has no black kid running there!

Those are six anyway, even pronouncing it. Gnarf, no more drugs for you today.