Girls are attracted to people who act like jerks.
If you want a girl you need to get a wife-beater and start calling them "woman." Never say their name. You can find a girl by going to a local diner and slapping waitress on the butt. (They all secretly like this.) Use catch phrases like:
“Hurry up with that order hun!”
“Have I seen you online?”
“You remind me of Sasha Grey!”
Make sure to start a fight - prove your manhood.
Fighting releases pheromones that attract girls.
Never take females to your house because they will steal you stuff. Take them to motels instead. You need to know a girl around 5 years before trusting them in your house. (Still a mistake.)
If you follow these instructions, and have money, you are sure to bag a chick.http://www.wikihow.com/Be-a-Bad-BoyNote: This is a joke, if you follow this advice you will never get a partner, - without paying for one that is.