I was a member of a cult, along with everyone with a C, Melly and Valter. I had cardflip. I revealed this to the cult on the first day. I think this is also the first TWG with werewolf cultists.

Add a notch to "consolecrat envy".

Here, sir.

I think Chrome works better if you have a multicore processor, since it treats each tab as a different process. If you have a single core, it might actualy be a bit slower for you. But I kinda doubt it.

I actually meant slower as in slower loading pages. Both browsers run awesome (totally an adverb). 3Ghz

I see the problem, Alevice edited both width and height. Don't do that again .

You've jinxed it.

Also, crossgoblins make melee legendaries an even more worthy achievement for any dwarf.

In fact anything that is more than one (1) word.

My real name gets me 26 hits, of which 8 are by me.

More specifically, 5 are about game walkthroughs I have written, two are post on another forum, one is an online petition for Valve to be more open to indies.

Cheater gets 7.400.000 
 
grancheater (which I use when Cheater is already taken) gets 43: Detailed Breakdown

Shyamalan Twist: Both are right. At the same time.

I found Chrome uglier, slower and more resource intensive than Firefox 3 with like 20 add-ons.

I adblock everything except sites I want to support.

Nvidia is clearly the future anyways. It's color scheme is green. What did we learn from Matrix?

Also buy whatever screwed up on the dead one and start practicing assemblage for the next time.

All I can offer in advice about new computers is get a cool background http://steampunkwallpaper.com/

Nostalgia goggles.

You roll a 1. Critical Failure.
http://www.nemmelheim.de/turrican/news/duke/

Does that mean DNF was Limbo of the Lost?

It froze my whole computer when I beat the first boss 

Hitman: Blood Money.

A House of Cards.

After having taken out two targets I prepare for the last one. I make a call to his cellphone from one of the victim's, forcing him to go outside to get good reception. I arm my sniper rifle.

Fuck. I forgot to bring more bullets. One will have to do.

I exit to the balcony and lay in wait for my target. I wait. I wait some more. This is taking too long. Have I been discovered? Had someone found the body of one of the victims?* In any case, it's clear that the sheikh isn't coming. I relax my grip on the rifle.

Fuck, my finger slipped**.

My only bullet fires against a closed door, but I don't have time to waste. My infiltration has probably been discovered already. I quickly enter my room.

Diana denies my suspicions, no body has been found. My target has been killed.

A sniper bullet. A headshot.


...


I grab the diamond case and leave the hotel.

No witnesses, no evidence, no innocents harmed.

Silent Assassin.

 

*This part is kinda weird. I was looking through the sniper scope at the door. The game informs you with a message when something important happens, however this can't be seen while looking through the scope. In any case, I try to leave the scope view at this point.

**For some reason I had right click as "shoot" instead of zoom (as is more common) so I accidentally shot when I wanted to leave the scope view.

Check your init, maybe you changed something with alias placement?

I encourage everyone to post their recording in this topic, for the benefit of us all. Sadly, I have no microphone.

Also, control translation for you guys:

Controls
W/Space - Jump
A/D - Run
Mouse - Aim
LMB - Shoot
Alt+Enter - Fullscreen or windowed

Cheats
Fin/End - Next level.
Re. Pag/Page up - Lots of life.

No. You can never have too many pixels.

What I hope the most is that that's very early footage, and that the game looks even better now, with the characters better defined and everything. They looked a bit... plastic in this one.

Big reveal: All the characters are robots.

I beat you ages ago, with  .

I don't disagree.