What about contrarians who always do the opposite of what a game tells them to do out of spite? That's why I'll never make a game about deliberately not killing your family.

I don't get how it's sexist. If multiple characters had dozens of unlockables and there was an obvious trend, that would still only be a maybe, since you'd still only be inferring the attitude of the developers. It's not like she's wearing an apron.

People are too quick to accuse stuff of being x-ist. I dunno if it's meant to be sensitivity but it provokes a lot of drama.

I need the shape to be pretty close.

Anyway, I'm sure I could work around it with enough fiddling, but it was just meant to be a quickie and it has nothing to do with my entry so it doesn't matter anymore.

Fuck, I was trying to make a little ten-minute game as kind of a warm up but Construct's custom collision masks always seem to be seriously wonky for me so the physics is broked and I can't finish it.

Well. Youtube has never cared particularly (read: at all) for verifying the validity of takedown notices.

Not that I condone that kind of shit.

Anything you would want to know is plain text in the data files, isn't it?

Apart from that, yeah, I think it's just such a straightforward game that there wouldn't be much to a wiki, just an items list and a few spoilers about the special missions.

It's supposed to be an incentive to the opposite .

Learning the best way to get AIDs in the game would tell you exactly what not to do irl. Letting you get close to dangerous stuff is the sort of thing video games are good for.

(And getting infected with a serious disease in a game probably isn't going to encourage kids to share needles.)

Try to enter JUSTIN BAILEY.
 That should give you a head start.

ENGAGE RIDLEY
MOTHER FUCKER

He's now threatening to take TIGSource to court if we don't remove the link on the front page.

Do <blink> tags still work?

Idea: you are a bad dentist.

i wonder if the commercials will still run on tv

Order now and receive this beautiful Billy Mays commemorative plate and pendant keychain set.

I was informed today that I've unlocked Doubles mode.

Seriously.

Today was a pretty good day.

I think this is an entertaining idea and I hope nobody gets on your case about it.

Even though I don't follow my own advice on this, if you have a good game in mind, fuck what people think.

But I'm guessing it's probably about distributing actual candy.

You have to make sure the hydrogen atom is clean and eats well in order to power the rocket, right? I hope you can introduce an adult element too.

Wow. I knew about that, I just didn't realise people were that stupid. If that were reliable we wouldn't need to go to the effort of taking polygraphs that aren't reliable.

Three hundred 6-year-old clones of the worst psychopaths accidentally escape from somewhere you would expect evil clones to come from. And only you can save the world. Well, most people probably could take on a bunch of 6-year-olds, but you were the nearest person with a sledgehammer at the time.

[01:08] <Radix> grabbing a ragdoll by the penis and chasing a vagina around IN SPACE the game
[01:09] <Radix> do it like that stair dismount game
[01:09] <Radix> tally up the injuries the ragdolls sustain
[01:09] <Radix> all bone breaking sfx and accidental amputations
[01:10] <Radix> I don't think I've ever played a sex sim where your arms can break off before

Zero-gee sex sim.

Dangerous stuff.

I'm worried that kids will play this game.

Please do not think of the children.

Because if the game is pornographic (which I sincerely hope some are) then technically its pornography which means minors are not allowed to see it?

Rin says maybe artists should paint with their eyes closed. Or something.