I guess I'm supposed to have heard of this? A link or something would've been handy.

Looks like yet more fantasy shit. "Dynamic" monster incursions sounds interesting but I bet it's not really dynamic. Apart from that I'm just too sick of elves and impractical fancy armour to care.

But gift cards taste terrible, unless prepared properly.

So do starving children.

Give it to a starving child.

I played Morrowind recently which takes that to extremes. At the beginning of the game just about anything can kill you (and you can't kill them back since you land like one blow in thirty) and you have to scrounge for shit to sell to the crappy bullshit merchants to afford medkits, but mid way through you're rocking unlimited flight when you're not jumping from one side of the game to the other in a single bound, custom magic amulets that can kill an actual god in a matter of seconds, and punches that can break the end-game script by killing the "unkillable" boss in one blow.

If there is eventually a PC version there's a chance they might fix the controls or include a 'classic mode'. I'll buy it if they do.

"i was here, now im dead"

Blarg!

i need to get back into the swing of glorious trainwrecks and make my two-player "latching onto fences and punching dudes meets balloon fight" idea.

my eventual goal is to strip away the robot helpers and make a concise action title strictly about punching dudes. Super Shatterhand Bros, if you will.

Dude that sounds mondo swell, you'd better do it.

Go for it, "jam" is a generic term that perfectly describes what you're doing. Nothing necessarily to do with the igda.

Shatterhand is fucking amazing, you can punch bullets out of the air. If I could make any game right now, it'd be a spiritual successor to said awesomeness.

I've started on one of those like three times.

http://myfoodlooksfunny.files.wordpress.com/2011/01/funny-food-photos-ready-to-eat.gif

Ugh it's like if chickens were viviparous and metal.

Inc is cool because he actually does arts as opposed to spending most of his time telling everybody what an arter he is.

i'm down with required links/videos/screenshots, though

Yeah that would be an improvement.

and grow up.

You might want to take your own advice to heart considering I was explicitly making a generalisation and yet you're totally taking it personally. I didn't even read your post!* Relax, man.

*(because like allen says nobody actually gives a shit what other people post in these threads)

You said before you didn't want to start an INTERNET FIGHT which is cool because I wasn't trying to either, but now you're starting to sound legitimately buttfrustrated.

Oh no allen I checked now and the "what are you listening to" thread has 221 pages.

we should just shut up

Don't get sensitive, I was talking about these types of "list things you ___" thread in general. This one has had like four posts.

Just drop a bunch of names. Everybody lies in this type of thread for internet cred anyway.

Also, could you ease up on the expletives? Thanks.

Hahahaha.

So iconoclastic that I'm clastic. Get ready for pages and pages of just my name.

Alcohol is a really awful drug. I mean, I drink as much as anyone, but if everything else were as cheap and available and legal we'd probably put it on nearly the same level as huffing paint.

"I smoke other stuff, but not cigarettes" 

Cigars, hookahs, pipes.

Friends

Romans

NO.