Please kill me, I thought this was funny.

Or says "I fought Mario." and they just let him out.

Wonder if I should change my name to speedball then?

So it's been that long since the last time you had sex huh?

What?  Me?

I live with my girlfriend.  So... yes, actually.

No the Panda. Get it?

Wow I did those car games too, except the dent one. I could picture myself (and sometimes still do) running through fields, jumping through treas, and climbing buildings at insane speeds. Sometimes even fighting off other runnings at the same time.

So it's been that long since the last time you had sex huh?

Maybe Xenu will come for us?

That Wii speak thing is gay. Head mic FTW.

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My Xbox 360 has the demo, does it have any multiplayer of any sort?
 

I haven't played it yet, I can't with my mom and siblings awake...

Left 4 Dead?

Damn my video card.

I would fap to that
Fap fap fap fapity fap fap
And then have a smoke

The chance of you getting in trouble, especially with not charging, is really slim though.

I think I've been around long enough to welcome the manbabies. So, Welcome to all the welcomable!

You registered around the time I started posting.

That doesn't seem right. You have 6.8 posts a day and I have 4.1, you must have started a bit earlier.

They're all awesome, in my opinion.

I think I've been around long enough to welcome the manbabies. So, Welcome to all the welcomable!

Doesn't stool also mean feces? Does that make her last name something like Frogshit?

Its stool as in chair, as in a tiny chair for toads.

No shit?

I'm sorry unfunny joke and lack of sleep don't work well.

Doesn't stool also mean feces? Does that make her last name something like Frogshit?

Toadstool is another word for mushroom.

More Pokémon 

I melted.

*Waits for konjak post*