[Edit:]

Hello! A bit later than planned, but i'm here at last.
Currently updating the first post. It looks like Bones is the winner. So we need a shape from him!

If he doesnt have one up by tomorrow i'll pass it to Pencerkoff.

Edit: Nevermid he already did one. D'oh! I'll sort out the voting in that case.

Edit 2: VOTING IS OPEN!

FrankieSmileShow - You didn't specify a shape, so i chose the Octopus 'cause it's cute. :3

Blue - I feel mean for not including yours, but i feel that if you won it would be unfair on everyone else considering that you filled the background, and changed the dimensions of the image.

(Okay! I'm back!)

"Rico, what's the plan buddy?"

My personal preference is the very first art style. Looks very stylish!

Not really a mockup, but i would love to see a game rendered like this:



Edit: Working on an image renderer that does this.

People have opinions, people argue about them. Such is life.

[Edit:]

Giving it a go now, will report back shortly.

Edit:

- The cars feel very slippery. More like hoverboats than cars.

- You should check for completeness of tracks, currently there are a few tracks with large areas that are offroad.

- The shadow effect is a nice idea! However, it seems to move further and further away from the car the longer you race. After a few laps on a longer course i began to think that it was a ghost car instead of a shadow.

- The amount of experience you get from a track should either be:
  a) Based on the overall length of the track, or
  b) Based on a "Difficulty" rating, chosen by players. Much like the current rating system.
  c) Either of the above, and then how fast the player completed the track based on that.
The reason i say this is that at the moment, there is nothing stopping me from driving round a very short circular course over and over again to get level ups.

- It seems to take a long time to get money. Maybe make the cars a bit more expensive, but give the player more money per race?

- Ouch! The track parts are too expensive. 250 would be enough!

- Reaching level 3 was a nice surprise, it crept up on me!

- The car sounds could use a little work. It's a bit of a drone at the moment. Also, the sound doesn't let you know that your car is being slowed by driving on grass.

- You should let the player know where their car is when under a bridge, for example an outline of their car. The skid effect also appears above the object you are under, so you may want to fix that.

- I think that there should be more of a penalty to speed for going off the track. If there is a checkpoint i want to get to i can usually just drive straight towards it, and it will be faster than if i went round the track. This isn't solely your fault, it is also the fault of the track designer, but i believe this is a step you could take to alleviate this issue.
(I just realised, i do this all the time if it's possible.)

- Let the player create an avatar, instead of using their profile picture. Most of the time the picture is badly stretched, and many people do not like app's using their picture.

- The leaderboard is really messed up. Someone who has played 3 races at level 1 with 180xp is #1, and someone who hasn't even played the game is #2.


This has been mostly a critique post, but i will say that this game has alot of potential, it's unlike anything else i have played on Facebook before. Great work!

Small edit: I think this should be in Feedback.

You: Hello there young one
Stranger: young one....
Stranger: hi
You: Would you like to buy some candy?
You: I keep plenty in my van
Stranger: ahaha
You: Come have a look!
Stranger: okay
You: I've got a big one for you, covered in sweat!
You: I mean sweet
Stranger: im coming
You: Already?
You: You arent even in the van yet!
Stranger: what i mean t like im coming into the van
You: You didnt....
You: I just had that dry cleaned
Stranger: what
You: Now you've ruined the rug
You: The rug, in the back of the van
You: It is covered in your ejaculate
Stranger: sorry
Stranger: im not a boy
You: Well what in the hell was that?
Stranger: what was what....
You: You aren't a boy, but you spray ejaculate everywhere?
Stranger: no that was you
You: You, my good sir, are a strange non-boy
Stranger: im a girl possibly that didnt ejaculate everywhere
You: You are possibly a girl?
You: The plot thickens...
Stranger: i am a girl
You: But you just said you are possibly a girl
You: Are you a girl or not?
Stranger: im 100% sure im a girl
You: Then riddle me this
You: If you are indeed a girl
Stranger: i am
You: How did you fire ejaculate into the back of my van, thus ruining my 100% genuine llama fur rug?
Stranger: i freaking didnt that was u
You: An outrageous accusation!
Stranger: yeah you accusing me of it
You: Please get into the van
Stranger: u get into mine
Stranger: its better
You: You are a child, you do not have a van
Stranger: im not a child
Stranger: and i do have a van
You: Is there candy in your van?
Stranger: yess
You: SWEET LETS GO TO YOUR VAN

Stranger: 15 female USA
You: HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

You: HIT ME WITH YOUR RHYTHM STICK
Stranger: how about with a wiffleballbat
You: No, a rhythm stick
Stranger: i dont have a rhythm stick..i have a whiffleballbat
You: Where the hell have you been putting your wiffleball bat?
You: Dirty person

Stranger: hey
You: Hey, touch me
Stranger: asl and i will
You: Touch my breast
Stranger: i will
You: Are you touching it?
Stranger: yea
You: Goooooddd
You: Now move your hand lower
You: Where is your hand now
You: ?
Stranger: on ur pussy fingering u
You: NO ITS ON MY SCHLONGADONG
You: ITS HUGE
You: OHHH ITS IN YOUR FACE
You: LOOK OUT

Irony:

Stranger: hi there, 21 m uk here
Stranger: you?
You: Do you speak the language of love?
Stranger: it depends what that is
You: It's a little of this, a little of that
Stranger: why would i want to speak the language of love with a stranger? :p
You: Judging by your introduction, that is the reason you are currently using this service
Stranger: well im just making sure and not necessarily
You: I have a beard
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Good evening! I have been away over the holidays, hence the lack of updates.
I'm off to bed now, just popping in to let you guys know im still alive haha.

Will sort all your lovely art out tomorrow!

How has NOBODY mentioned Nimbus yet?!

[HERE]

Semi-finished my entry!

You can find it HERE

I call this theory "Cake Intake", as it can be abstracted to work with any variety of cake.
Here, for the purposes of this thread, we see the theory applied to carrot cake.

What if a dude went over there?

He would no longer be over here.

Death by eating all those cheeses that had not long since been bested by Cheddar 2: The Cheesening.

What does god say when you arrive at his pearly gates?

That just makes it more challenging, because you have to be creative to stand out.

In other news, this is what i've got so far.

[DISCOVERY]

DISCOVERY

I'm hoping for one of the more open ones like Discovery, Evolution or Seeds.
(Though given Evolution's track record i doubt that will win).

- Why am i not a TIGs emote? WHYYY?!

[Voting is open!]

Voting is open!

Good luck everyone! 

Me and you. <3

What is the best word in the english language?

Behemoth really need to release PC versions of their games.
It wouldn't exactly be hard for them to get on Steam, so there is no excuse.

I want to play!