Definitely not, get in teh jail.

Have you ever beaten Metroid (without looking at maps and shit)?

That's just cutting corners because you are lazy and don't care.

Obligatory "indiegame: the movie: the game: the movie" suggestion

holy shit thats meta

if you're sexually attracted to a character in a videogame you have your own problems

I really disagree with this on a pretentious level. Sexual attraction and relationships is a seriously underanalyzed area in video games, and I'm not referring to just titillation and teasing. Sexuality in video games is still treated like daddy's secret magazine stash. The industry needs to grow up and accept the sexual nature of human beings. I'm really looking forward to the first non-porn game to come out that has hardcore fucking in it, especially as a gameplay aspect.

Yeah but the player still wants to have sex with 'normal' girls regardless. In fact, in some ways, they have more sex appeal than sluts.

You're not supposed to vocalize each letter individually, the proper pronunciation is "swiff".

Is this just a cash in or a huge "Phil Fish is a faggot" project? Because I can get into the latter.

captain ejaculation fights the gay wizards

http://pdcurses.sourceforge.net/

we had a house inspection and we cleaned the whole house up really quickly, and when the real estate people got here they checked the bathroom first, and there was like a 9 inch dildo in the tub. its like, oops, forgot about that

your banned

10/10 great work

my night shift gas station

some kids came to my shop and toilet papered the bathrooms and overturned stuff in the driveway. then i stomped outside and yelled at them to clean that shit up, and they ran to their cars and sped off, shouting "fuck shit, dickhead"

no one loves me

amazing post good as your #tigirc moderating

well your gay

amazing

Yeah you gotta pick one, you can either be Jonathan Blow or Jonathan Blow.