More like Legion JERK.

AM can die in a fire on a zepplin...that's on fire.

Holy balls, why am I so good with Ursa? Fear the fuzz.

Dota 2, Dungeons of Dredmor, Kario Mart 7, C#+XNA

Oh no! Your X of Y item has been cursed!  

Why...Why have monsters can that ruin your equipment just by hitting you?

I do believe I'm the only player in the world that actually does SOMETHING when playing Gondar.

Also, if you don't take the medallion on him, you are super dooper NEWB. It's a super cheap item and it's pretty effective.

I'm considering the medallion on other physical-based gank heroes too.


You know, I'd appreciate a new item that puts up a spell shield for like 4 seconds and only stops stun components from spells for like one or two casts on you. That'd be pretty nice. Something you could use to stop from getting perma-stunned against certain teams early game.

Playing again with patch 1.0.9.

I got so far and died on level/floor 8. I could cry. I should have screenshot all my items because I knew when I was going to die and had some pretty cool stuff.

Why the hell do the foot monsters have to hurt so bad?  

Does anyone have the $3 expansion? What do you think of it?

I have teh gamz.

I want to race people after I've unlocked all single player stuff. Bring it on. If you take my Yoshi I'm going to rage and pick Toad or Bowser and try to win even harder.

We have a TIGs community thing, right?

[Fury Swipes damage increased from 10/15/20/25 to 15/20/25/30]

They gave Ursa BUFFS? H-h-h-holy shit- ULTRA KILL!

-Axe: (Holy Crap)
- Aghanim's Culling Blade cooldown from 10 to 6
- Base Int from 14 to 18
- Base HP regeneration from 1.25 to 2
- Battle Hunger gives Axe a 4% bonus movement speed per target it affects
- Berserker's Call cooldown from 14 to 10
- Counter Helix damage increased from 100/125/150/175 to 100/130/160/190
- Counter Helix proc cooldown decreased from 0.7/0.65/0.6/0.55 to 0.65/0.6/0.55/0.5
- If Culling Blade kills a unit, Axe unleashes a war cry, giving nearby allied units (600 AoE) a temporary movement bonus (25% for 6 seconds).

-Harbinger: (Holy WTF?)
- Sanity's Eclipse now hits units imprisoned by Astral Imprisonment

-Spirit Breaker: (really good buffs)
- Charge of Darkness cooldown decreased from 40 to 35
- Charge of Darkness AoE knockback increased from 250 to 300
- Netherstrike damage increased from 100/200/300 to 150/250/350

-Fuzzy Wuzzy: Ursa Warrior
- Armor increased by 1
- Enrage damage increased from 4/5/6% to 5/6/7% of current HP
- Earthshock AoE increased from 365 to 385
- Earthshock cooldown decreased from 7 to 6
- Fury Swipes damage increased from 10/15/20/25 to 15/20/25/30

-Jakiro:
- Ice Path cooldown decreased from 16/15/14/13 to 12/11/10/9
- Macropyre duration increased from 5 to 7 seconds


-Couriers:
- Couriers now give 150 to each enemy player, instead of 300 to the killer.
- Couriers no longer drop items when they die
- Couriers respawn 3 minutes after death, the items they have are inaccesible during that time
- Flying courier no longer has invulnerability shield
- Basic courier is magic immune (like flying courier, most spells did not work on couriers already)
(Some troll is just going to kill the courier over and over again, denying your items, feeding gold even harder than before)

Big anti-mage nerfs would be the best present ever or spiritbreaker.

Or better yet, just delete anti-mage from game, I really wouldn't ever miss him.

No one to play Dota 2 with...FUUUUUU

I would if I could. I get back to college on like the 2nd or something... Just hold on..

You are going to love how everyone picks bounty hunter and does absolutely nothing with him. It's rikimaru version 1.4b.

No one to play Dota 2 with...FUUUUUUU

Also- Walmart was out of Mariokart 7...WTF? It's like a fucking zoo in there and to top it off they don't even have a single copy of one of the most popular 3DS games. I don't want to go to stupid-ass gamestop and give them my money...And I don't want to order off Amazon and have USPS lose the game like they did with Mario Galaxy 2.

"I never want to buy a game at gamestop..."

Gilligan cut to a scene of me getting the game at the closest gamestop...

"I can't believe I'm buying Mariokart 7 at gamestop..."

SOPA sucks.

Help stop SOPA or your favorite sites like youtube, twitter, reddit, et all (basically the internet)will die:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WJIuYgIvKsc&feature=g-all-c&context=G2e9cc10FAAAAAAAARAA

Show law peoples this video.

It's also like 20 degrees outsite, that sorta sucks, but I like snow, snow kinda rocks.

I did it!

Leaked Spiritbreaker textures, supposedly he's the next hero coming out because they added a lot of textures (41 to be exact) for his model and they've only done this when heroes are close to coming out like Ursa, Death Prophet,  and BountyHunter.

I can barely tell what I'm looking at here. Pink eyes? Why...

http://dota2.cyborgmatt.com/materials/spirit_breaker_head_color.png

http://dota2.cyborgmatt.com/materials/spirit_breaker_body_color.png

He sure is blue, I just hope he doesn't look really weird. Body texture seems to have hooves.

I've played all the heroes, I've pressed all the buttons.

Just played as my Ursa and got two Ultra kills (with my team completely stopping anything they do) and their team gets wiped like 6-7 times. GEEGEE.

Also- best counter to anti-mage is just have one of your teammates play him right now. It's really not worth the trouble to get 2 stunner heroes and a hard counter hero just to stop one hero. There is no reason it should have to be this way...
In Soviet Russia, YOUR team picks around enemy team's anti-mage.

I'm also regretting their decision to add Gondar. Our pubbies insta-lock him and then suck donkey balls all game long. He's officially picked more often than when Ursa and Death Prophet came out by like a factor of 2. There is no game where a team DOESN'T have Gondar.
ARGHHHHHHH...  Why nooot adddd spiiiriittbreakkerrrr....
Now we'll have to wait two weeks for the next hero to pop out because I really doubt they're going to work on the game during the holidays.

I'm not sure what is more depressing: Us all picking 5 carries or them losing to us.

They all countered Broodmother too...Doom, Pugna, BH, Tiny, Weaver. WTF I'm I supposed to do versus this team other than push towers down? FFS...

I'm kinda glad that their doom would waste doom on me instead of you. It still caused me to be useless, even with BKB. Dum.

Tiny is also not fun to fight as BM- stupid craggy armor passive and burst.

Can't kill Pugna, he just ghosts himself/me and barely gets away.

Weaver can just run away.

Bounty Hunter can just track me all day long and burst me to death, but he was really bad like 90% of BHs are. The worst people on earth pick this hero, scum of the freaking earth.

I just realized that Jugger can use scrolls of teleportation while spinning, and that instantly makes him much more awesome to me. How many heroes can cancel a scroll when the target is magic immune?

Maybe I knew that before and I just forgot about it because I haven't played him in a while. I'm gonna try solo pushing with Jugger and just trololol spinning away into base with a scroll of TP as soon as anyone ganks me.

Meet the Naix, I'm pretty sure he can. I think at least another hero can too.

Is your family a bunch of nazis or something? What do you do for fun, watch the paint dry on the walls?

VIDJAGAMS NOT ALLOWED IN SANDYBALL HOUSE! TURN IT OFF NOW! GET BACK to playing Yahtzee like a good little boy! John! Sandoval! Get back here on the Twister mat or you're grounded, young man!

Also- if we lose, you can just blame it on Glaiel.

you must put your cursor on the enemy hero and then move it slightly ever so slightly a bit higher and click while they are still there. Using Euls or turning them into chicken helps a lot.

If Glaiel get's a hold of Puck for some extraordinary reason- say your damn prayers (food for other team).
Other than that though, I'm pretty damn impressed how well you are picking up this game from scratch.

Also- URSA is TEH BEST. WOOT.

On a side note- I find it funny that Bobo is gone and John supposedly has no time to play (even though he has more time than ever) just when Glaiel finally gets a key and can finally play with us.

Also- Seems like Invoker might be the next hero patched in...FUUUUUUU--- NOOooooooo. Put in my Bane Elemental already.

Maybe this just isn't as big as a problem as it is in LoL, but how well are the champions balanced? Who are the OP and UP heroes? (If there are any.)

A lot better balanced than LoL. Icefrog has been balancing the map for several years now and really cares. He doesn't change things just because nOOb-kidz complain about something (see: Riot and LoL).

There are the heroes who tend to get fed in pub games: Bloodseeker, Riki, Weaver, Etc. But they can be dealt with in various ways.

If there is any hero that really sticks out as annoying and hard to deal with it's the current Anti-mage. Screw this guy. Remove from game please. He's a huge PITA for anyone to deal with because of his blink and mana-burn. There is literally no other hero that has the potential the swing the game in their favor as this jerk-face. Should he get any significant farm your ass is toast.
He can just sit in the jungle with no problem at all until he's farmed his Manta, Basher, and Vanguard then suddenly flip the game upside-down.
There is no escape from anti-mage- his low mana cost/low cooldown blink ensures he will chase you to the ends of the earth. He can stay on top of you while your helpless to do anything because you have no mana all day long.

There arn't any heroes that are game-breakingly bad right now. There is no one as bottom tier as Twitch/Eve/etc are in League. If there was one, I'd have to say it's Gyrocopter or Techies (Both arn't implemented yet). Gyro has baaaad spells and doesn't scale well at all. Techies has the potential to destroy any progress the enemy team could make, but a gem to counter his traps and he's screwed because he can't help much in a team fight.