Update: We’ve run into some last minute issues, so our usual Thursday update has been pushed back until tomorrow. Lore wise, Ulfsaar needed an extra nap before his big day.

ARGHHHH. Ultimate trolls.

Waiting on patch.

Item editor with cloud saves for builds + Ursa is super awesome.

Your not very good either, is that why you only play dominion mode (And die pretty hard there too?)

I also hardly ever played mordekaiser or Eve, and I've only played Twitch before his 20 sec level 1 stealth nerf. I never got to expereince his pre-nerf ultimate.

If you pick Twitch/Eve in any real game, people are doing to dump all over you in chat if you actually get in a game and you don't get several queue-dodgers.

That's pretty funny. Sounds like desperation.

My hard drive is now null and void of League of Legends. Thanks Riot for all the nerfs and fish. I will miss my super gimped champions and Galio.

Riot: If it's fun, it's going to get hit with a nerf bat.™

Anything that's fun for you and not fun for other players gets nerfed to the point of being pretty mediocre or even terrible. (except Akalai.)
See: Mordekaiser +sheild, Twitch stealth/Ult, Evelynn Stun, Teemo Move Quick, any and all Healing, actually being able to build AP alistair and not suck, Etc.

Never truly nerf Akalai, despite being a problem for almost any champion in a solo lane then just go around the map TROLOLOLOL killing people left and right.

Never buff Twitch or Eve, at all. Don't touch them after nerfs like 22 patches ago. Haven forbid champions with very long stealth ever see the light of day despite vision, teamwork, and map awareness drag them through the mud. Remember, your opponents not seeing you isn't very fun for them, so the solution is just to make those champs not matter much.

We also need more champs with: A gap closer/escape, Single target slow/CC, and AoE nuke/damage. Don't forget to throw in temporary invisibility for kicks sometimes, it really spices things up.

Come on Dota 2 patch- give me my Spiritbreaker or Ursa Warrior, I believe in you!

Yeah, it's probably not going to get patch for another 5-6 hours or so...

Glaiel Gamer needed a key for the longest time.

John got 1up'ed, dota 2 female fan arts:
http://kotaku.com/5868303/does-dota-2-fan-art-get-better-than-this-how-about-sexier/gallery/5

That orange haired chick:
http://cache.kotaku.com/assets/images/9/2011/12/99b1b1aa7a05748ca758194fa6613768.jpg

Udyr

    Monkey's Agility no longer grants Dodge

Wtf are you supposed to do then until they buff him up? wtf are they thinking?

I'll never play again so long as they don't buff twitch and teemo and other low-teir champs. There is no one in Dota that causes your team to instantly queue dodge like some of these champs. ARGHHHH.

Pretty cool Ambassador games, I'm still kind-of pissed about Red 3DSes coming like just a month after I bought one.

Legend of Zelda: Minish Cap should keep my 3DS busy for awhile.

Venomancer's Curse strikes again, 12-1-whatever (before I started dying non-stop in base with no towers) in a pub game. Straight up lose because everyone is a 14 year old baby.

Doesn't matter how much I obliterate enemy heroes, a loss is only a 98% chance away.

Not buying a courier for these dummies next game.

Yeah, armlet is to Skelly King as Vladmir is to Fuzzy. Pretty necessary items to have. Also Vladmir and Mekk on the Meepo. Hood on Pudge. Travels on Tinker. Mana pots + mana mask on Techies at the start. Mask of madness on Faceless. Stacking 2700 gold scepters on Harbinger.

Some items are just sealed in stone and are mandatory. You just won't do as well without them. I mean, you probably could, but why would you?

Tiny didn't help much, but shouldn't have been too much of a problem.

Also- CM is a support. Shouldn't take kills unless she gets them through a blink+ult or just on her own by her self.

Lina also shouldn't have any problem picking off targets with her spells. At all.

I still don't understand how that happened.

I don't either- how does this happen-
+Play Venomancer
+Get First Blood
+Get 5-7 kills within 15 minutes.
+Kill 2-3 towers within 15 minutes (because their team is constantly DEAD!)
+Get 6-8 more kills within the next 10 minutes after that.
+Kill even more towers.
+More successful hero kills/ganks
....
-Other team facerolls you at 40 minutes. WTF? Something is wrong here.
-Lose the game with a score of 21-9(12)- ~20 on Venomancer and 8-0-8 (midgame) on Skelly King.

Holy shit, theres only so much a psuedo-carry-Ganker AGI can do.

I call it the Venomancer's Curse.

I still don't understand how that happened.

*cm and lina was just picked out and killed instantly and 3 vs 5 wont work all that well.

*Only possible when WZL + Ai-KO are playing...As CM and Lina and you have a pubbie on your team.

Appended.

Enter contests Glaiel, I believe in you, I believe you will obtain a key someday.

What is he even using to make his game?

on a side-note: there is no contrast between the play area and the background, it all kind-of blends together into a super saturated mess. Gross. The player sprite is also tiny.

Also- for him to be so obsessed with the platforming part- where are ramps? Every platform is flat.

I never said he couldn't be good, a good invoker is really amazing. It's just that a bad Invoker is facepalm worthy awful.

His ghost is probably one of his funnest skills, uber hax slow around you + save ur azz. Fire pets = free desolator. E.M.P ball destroys everyone's mana. Icewall gives you your own fissure. Meteor let's you clear out creeps and line up kills for people who are slowed and running away.

In order of awesomeness: God Hand, persona 4, Disgaea 2, persona 3, Star Ocean 3, Viewtiful Joe, Okami, kings field IV, La pucelle tactics, Tales of (xyz), and Grandia Xtreme (yeah, it's not the best, but it's still fun.)

You can just get Phantom Brave on Wii with a lot of improvements now for cheap, I'd recommend you get that version.

God Hand is an absolute must-have game. The ridiculous aspect of it and beat-em'-up fighting is great. It's totally under-rated and unappreciated and totally needs a sequel and for Jean the mean-lean fighting machine to be in MvC3. It's the best of Clover's games, yes, even better than flaming wolf ink simulator (Okami) and tiny red tights movie hero guy (Viewtiful Joe).

I hate Invoker so much- people either feed with him like crazy or get fed like crazy. There is no middle-ground. It's so so bad when you have a bad Invoker on your team, he is about as squishy as Twitch or Clinkz. Most of his spells do jack if he has aimed them badly. He is good food for Ursa and SB.  

I will admit though that some of his spells are really good, like his ice wall, freezing trail, ghost, and his fire pets.

They better hope for their stock that miyamoto doesn't stop. That'd be like Steve Jobs stepping down then dying...Oh, wait. Crap.

Miyamoto can't quit, I suspect he still has a lot of great games left inside him.