I can't think of any funny gags for a space security officer.

So... uh... don't make me taze you, bro!

I think it's universally agreed that IE is the best browser.

Woah, why haven't I heard of this?

I've got a friend on Wall Street, we had a look at Tim's finances and he agreed to come bash his head.

How would one even play that second one, if at all?

Late reply and bump, I know, but if I'm not mistaken that guitar was custom made for the band Liars. You can hear it on their track Leather Prowler.

Remember: no firearms, things that look like firearms, or liquids. Anything else is cool.

So that's what that guy looks like.

I'm pretty sure the Splinter Cell corpses stay around for a while, and if enemies find them your cover is blown.

Looks like Crimsonland.

Second Sight had a few moments that made your enemies seem more human (conversations between them, reading a chat conversation between a guard and his girlfriend) but it didn't effect gameplay much.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cpTz8r5OMdg

I'll be a security officer. Just call me Rob.

I guess I'll join.

You are indie if your iPod is filled with INDIE MUSIC.

You were fo sho paranoid, becuase (so far as I know ) I was a human.

If you lose, do we all die?

60%

I'll go first:

I was a normal human whose emotions changed every day.

I have a fez tattooed on my face.

I like that idea. A lot.