No, that very much doesn't work. I cleaned up the code a bit and now it's just...everytime I collide with the enemy, I kill it and jump, if I'm hitting it's side, I get hurt too. I think the problem is I'm colliding with the y position for me to stomp, and the x position for me to get hurt. But the stomping when jumping ON them works fine now.

 Pretty good, but sometime enemies spawn in a way where you can't dodge and your attack bar isn't full.

 Stop being amazing, right now.

NOOOOOOOOOOO

THEY DIED IN A FLOOD

 Sounds like you're making fun of my religion. There is way more evidence that dinosaurs died in the flood, infact, and so did the IE1 users.

Shame.

 Well, before we implement the hats, I should get the first...chapter done.

But yes, tophats are amazing and you are amazing for loving them

Code:

if place_meeting(x-1,y,obj_enemy) or place_meeting(x+1,y,obj_enemy) and hit=0{
global._lives-=1
hit = 1
image_alpha = 0.5
alarm[0] = 55
}

if place_meeting(x,y-1,obj_enemy)
{
vspeed =-5
}

 Look at this mess. If I touch the enemy, I get sent into the air, Mario-style--but I didn't even jump on it. What's this? I jump on the enemy? I jump off of it too, and get hurt. :O Heeeeeeeelp~
    

 Sounds almost like it rhymes with my game's title.

Also, great sprites.

 Hey, I made a nice update! The title will say this for a day. Alright, so here's the deal.

I added a new player sprite (very much thanks to Bones), just take a look!


Also, added bats, although they don't hang from walls or anything YET. Adding that very sooon~


 See the video for proof of awesomeness. It's raw so I didn't add music or edit it or anything.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O18GDSeQ8B4

What about IE5 users?

And what about Camino users?

What about IE1 users?

 I use Firefox 5.

I have the best browser in my opinion.

 Updated the story.

Once I get this enemy that I'm coding to be finished, I'll release the video, and there will be updates to the development every day (at least, I'll try to do that as well as I can).

 My neighbor that I fix computer problems for uses IE6 and NetZero dialup.

Do you know how hard it is to help her when updating her Adobe Acrobat takes 12 hours? Not even kidding.

 What amazing art! This game is going to be a-ma-zing.

 Space Channel 5, or Parappa the Rapper. Demaking rhythm games are hards.

 

Can we stop doing smileys?

 Well, of course TF2 didn't invent the hats, but that's the first thing I think of, haha.

Some should get stunned, sure why not?

BTW, nice engine you've got there why is the frog sprite I gave you not in it?  

Oh look, more hats or family members and enemy things.
I'm sorry to hear about the loss of your friend, I've lost a few family members so I can relate.


Also, here are some graphics and stuff.
I thought it'd be funny if the robot had a beard like Carl nut don't mind my humor.
I like randomly giving you graphics, your simple concept art was easy to translate into pixels.

 Yep, I tried to make it simple. Great, great, graphics. If you weren't working on your own game, I'd ask you to become my artist Also, your sprite isn't implented because the robot/frog tagteam type playing isn't ready yet.

 Also, the hats. You've unlocked a little secret feature I was planning to add in. I'm just hinting at it, but it's not as simple as you thiiink. I see that you play TF2, since those hats are from the game.

 With outline, or without? Also, would this style do well for my game?

 So. Old.

But yeah, it actually sounds interesting, but no way it could run on intergrated.

NO WAY. You have to PROCESS that.

 I have a good metabolism which keeps me skinny. Seriously, I eat so much and I'm only 80 pounds.

 D: