megaman fucking sucks

sorry all, the arthur lee shadow cabal made me not care when a video game girl gets stabbed in the nose with a drain pipe or whatever

please include steroid abuse + stealing pregnyl from a pharmacy to kickstart your balls after ruining them with steroid abuse

[in duke nukem voice] Damn THose SUpportive Bastards Are Gonna Pay For Anticipating My Game

these bitch ass fuckers who want to give me money and adoration are REALLY frigging me off

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there should be more Strong Female Character in video game but ONLY if i dont see them die, until there are enough games with girl in them, then they are allowed to die

*waves fat arms around in exasperation* i cant believe these people have the gall to get excited about my game, that i made a website for, and sold t shirts for, and live streamed

cant believe this aimless ill conceived spreadsheet space game by superstar programmer notch didnt go anywhere, clearly this is the fault of his fans, for some reason

from experience i can tell you that it is not an effective firefighting strategy and it does you no favours in a court of law

exploring consequences of our decisions, or infantilising the audience by trivializing our reasons for seeing a death sequence? I haven't played it yet.

neither have i but using the tumblr dogwhistle word "problematic" because when you die you see the player character die seems funny to me

the effects of bygone north korean agricultural policies on the acreage of arable land and changing attitudes to agricultural science in the face of the reduction of arable land over time

when lara craft dies, she should, as a woman, be infantilised. its bad that she can die. i dont want to see the consequences of the actions that led to her death, i want her to sprout a halo and ascend to the heavens, or be replaced with an advert for dr pepper zero, the great tasting zero calorie soft drink. but if a dog bites leon s. kennedys face off, then i want too see that shit.

Two Brutal Dungeons And A Pizza Place

big business is successful because corporatism is the true way of the rulers of earth who have money because they earned their right to video games, rotoscoping, hard drives, ram, the cloud, retina displays, independent, facebook, twitter, google plus, myspace, networking, world market

i eat beef flavour potato chips because i am strong

DAMN! aaah! a man at peak physical fitness, kenyan distance runners scare the shit out of me! im pre-diabetic and have a shirt with goku silkscreened on it

outlaws was really fuckin cool but it didnt get a fair shake due to real 3d games being a thing

the red dead revolver soundtrack was an insanely well researched compilation of super obscure cool movie music and you should listen to it, in its entirety

i am the most influential people in indie game development today

I only know one sound from Streets of Rage 2, and that's "Grand Uppah!" being spammed repeatedly. Oh and that "oooeeeooooeeoo" sound on the Aliens stage.

you are a good and wise man and have played the game correctly