fuck these johnny come latelies like notch ive been using duplo to hide skeletons since i was a young psychopath

you ever play streets of rage 2? when Max THunderdick, professional wrestler and playable character, dies in that game, he makes this noise where he nonchalantly goes EHhhhhh. and, resultingly, i think you should incorporate that sound into a game called Caverns of Shrug

i like to hurt people (physically + emotionally)

sir i think u r looking for the hotline miami 2 


unless that was you wanting to try out the pax build then i'd be happy to send it your way.

i cant even remember the sensation of playing a game. every day its just ribeye, potato, Straight Danny's Max RIpped Monster Milk.

Bad publicity is still publicity, everytimes we talk about ouya is a time not talking about the competitor, I'm sure most of you can't name 3 other microconsoles. At least they have a great mindshare.

im wearing a tiara and a mayoral sash that says "SMELLIEST TURD"

a game where you have to give inspirational advice to losing fighters while also correcting their breathing and pouring ice water on their junk would be cool. good luck

enrol in the university of phoenix's online masters in carving broom handles for veterans

its like watching a bunch of venture capitalists try to run a pirate ship

i like to hurt people (physically + emotionally)

love, i have such wounds, and have in turn wounded. the illimitable terror of man, the filthy streak that runs through his soul that cannot be excised, i want to fight it, but i can't contend. i guess that's life.

damn, cant believe that 60+ disparate communities didnt give you money when you barged in and immediately panhandled without any kind of basic courtesy or pretense. what a crazy world we live in

what would you like, pompi. what fulfils you

RIP streets of rage remake

it was extremely freakin good and sega shouldve licensed it

dude i would fucking kill for a paul eres sports game

What kind of game is that were you take things slowly, there aren't that many effects to jaz things up and it's more old-school rather than keeping up with all the modern changes just for the sake of being modern. On first encounter you might consider it pretty boring but it really opens itself up once you get to know it, not to a particulary profound but deeply personal level.

that's a paul eres gam

paul, we should "jam"

military/bowling themed action rpg

i will travel across the land
searching far and wide
but not really, im dumb and fat
and scared to go outside

the ability to go back in time, look my beloved son in the eyes, and pass unto him the words that i could not find the courage to speak; bitch i look like goku

the real threat for ouya is ouya

DAMN these new rattles and activity centres at toys r us look fucking boss as heck

im crowdfunding a project to fire michio kaku into the ocean with a cannon

Beware he might turn in a god particle with the right collision, don't use the LHC as canon if you don't want to rip the fabric of reality by creating the collision between kaku's mind and the boson higgs particle.

more likely though he;d be a huge fucker dick windbag and throw out some meaningless catchphrases and talking points on whatever self promotional tour hes on and never ever discuss anything of substance or merit ever

You know the commoner just want to heard phlebotomystic words cut directly into the vein of their brain and not the real substance they can't understand anyway because it mean realizing how empty their existence really is, the joy of the status symbol sharing of a photography aside a presume luminary. You know the cultist worship of anything that give you the vertigo of some emo poem, spoonfed deepness from the comfort of stupidity. And the night they will sleep, patting themselves on the back, I have done SCIENCE, I had a peek at TRUTH & KNOWLEDGE.

And the hermeneutic irony of science is that truth is not what they seek but !Truth (which is different than false) in that you can only prove something wrong and the entire methodology is proving that something is wrong and that you can ever only prove something wrong is the only way to advance science, science is not about thruthness but wrongness. And by this virtue they can't even consider how petty knowledge is for science, because ignorance is what science seek, the mystic of what's not known what's outside what we know, the unknown, that beast who makes right into wrong. They are wrong and believe they are right!

in spite of the fact this post starts with "you know" i actually have no fucking idea what you're trying to say