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Player / Games / Re: Airship 2600
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on: August 29, 2008, 01:55:49 PM
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I once heard of a racing sim called Road Rage Rampage that was so broken it ravaged the lives of all those who played it. Would that count?
Only one game qualifies for that: Polybius! Just as there is the christ and the anti-christ, there is the Airship 2600 and the Polybius. You've got it all wrong! Polybius IS Airship 2600. It manifested itself as an arcade machine, causing youth who played it to become irreversibly brain damaged from incomprehensible amounts of awesome. The name-change was simply to keep followers away. Why Portland? Only Airship 2600 knows.
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Feedback / Playtesting / Re: BulletZORZ
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on: August 25, 2008, 06:56:06 PM
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Hempuli, I love you. Also, is there a way that you could increase how much you see on screen?
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Player / Games / Re: Airship 2600
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on: August 25, 2008, 06:40:27 PM
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I heard that Airship 2600 designed the Olympic ceremonies for China, but the Chinese had to painfully reduce everything to use just 3 spatial dimensions, and a single time dimension, which made it look pretty shit in comparison. You know that girl who was replaced at the last minute to do the singing? The girl who was supposed to do it was given the unmodified version in a rehearsal the day before. Now her face is folded up inside its own dimension. There was blood everywhere, I heard.  I heard that the implosion made ripples that caused that guy's elbow to dislocate.
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Player / Games / Re: Airship 2600
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on: August 24, 2008, 06:51:30 PM
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Little known fact: Jesus Camp is a mockumentary spoofing a long-lost documentary on Airship 2600.
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Player / General / Re: You call that a game? I call that torture!
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on: August 22, 2008, 07:06:37 AM
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I just picked up bangaio spirits for the DS and it's a little bit of hell in this regard. I had to special order a copy because no one's stocking it but they have a midnight launch for Madden (the same game you play every year) 09  Bangai-O Spirits is one of my top 5 DS games. Go out and buy it now, everyone.
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Player / Games / Re: Airship 2600
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on: August 21, 2008, 11:33:15 AM
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Guys, I heard that the Metaverse is a minigame in Airship 2600.
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Player / General / Re: Games to hang out to
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on: August 20, 2008, 10:21:23 AM
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The synergy mod for HL2 comes to mind. You can play through the campaign in coop and the next version should support a complete playthrough to the end of episode 2.
Obsidian Conflict is the better co-op mod.
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Player / General / Re: Bionic Commando: Rearmed
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on: August 15, 2008, 02:44:27 PM
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I was so impressed by the demo, in particular the dialogue on the computer, that I bought it.
I'm not so great at it, though, and I have died three times so far on the first boss.
Three times. First boss.
What mode are you playing on? I just beat it today, and the ending is just as awesome as the original. It's a shame that it was the only reason it was rated M, though.
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Player / Games / Re: Indie Games in this month's PC Gamer
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on: August 12, 2008, 08:51:48 AM
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"Hurrican Download it now Jump and shoot game with a protagonist who looks an awful lot like Robocop."  WTF?  Who wrote that article is a tremendous ignorant in videogames: Hurrican is a blatant Turrican remake... and if you don't know what Turrican is... you don't deserve to write about games. Ah, but the legions of prepubescent teens looking for "FREE GAMEZ LOLOL!!!!!!11!!!!" don't know what Turrican is, and have probably seen Robocop during one of their many cravings for R-rated gore.
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