uhhhhhh you have to subscribe for 2 years of xbla for the "$99" xbox

http://www.bestbuy.com/site/Games-Promotions/Xbox+360+4GB+Console+With+Kinect/pcmcat277800050003.c?id=pcmcat277800050003

bioshock more like slippery-slope-shock amirite

they had an explosive reaction to generations of indentured servitude? well obviously they deserve to be massacred

i mean jeez those people are just as bad as their oppressors how could they ? ? ?

*eyes rolling into back of skull*

yeah all their stuff is so misguided because how could she kill that child ? ?!? ?! this is definitely gray morality and not a poorly written plot

protip, if you think the vox populi were actually bad people you're possibly racist

the "tv stupid" moment where you pick the ball w/ #77 despite a message telling you not to, and after seeing posters calling you a devil, really bugged me

and then it gives you a fake decision instead of letting you decide to pick a different ball or something

it feels like they, once upon a time, were going somewhere with that, before they chopped the game up into little pieces and glued it back together as a first person arena shmup

and it still got a 95 on metacritic

it seems like they made this in reaction to everyone criticizing their "deep" far cry 3 story

these guys kinda sound like smug assholes

At $100, I don't have anything to lose by purchasing one. By that same token, I have nothing to gain or lose from the machine failing either.

After all your bullshit about classism, you argue that blowing $100 on some toy is nothing? Man, you are a fucking dumbass.

dragon's dogma has a boss like that and it's not great

JScythe, I don't like how you state that only poor people would be stupid enough to buy an Ouya. That is the most classist argument in this thread.

JScythe, you're a fucking moron.

hey man if you wanna hook a potato up to your tv that's your prerogative

i really hate "puzzles" where you have one doodad you have to use to light / unlock various rooms, and you have to backtrack a million times to figure out the correct order for using the doodads.

they're invariably annoying

otherwise it looks pretty spiffy

i just use last pass and then have the passwords for important stuff like email memorized, just in case something ever happened to last pass

bioshock infinite is a new, critically hyped game

when game club starts only doing new games that have a metacritic score above 90 then you can be sarcastic about it

i think some of the problems with the game club thing is that nobody wants to a) pay for games, b) spend a bunch of time playing games they're not otherwise interested in (especially if said games are hard to get into), b2) play games they've already played, and c) write about their experiences in a game where most of the interactions are scripted / set dialog. i think this is the type of thing that'd work better with more open ended games like roguelikes or gta clones or whatever.

 

protip quit making every video game about your shitty fetishes

it'll make you slightly cooler

unless mooosh has a bestiality fetish in which case get better fetishes

i thought bloodbowl was going to be like the madden nfl games only with warhammer dudes. i was sorely disappointed.