Girl I was seeing was secretly married.
Got accused of decapitating a stuffed bunny and lost my job at work (Only to later find out through much detective work it was committed by a disgruntled cashier.)
Friend screwing me over on rent.
New job surrounded by vapid assholes that talk of nothing but reality television programs for their entire goddamned shifts.
The old year.
The new year.
god damn you're a one depressing asshole