So, I noticed this again, and gave it a try. I had Java this time, so it worked!

I went to the slums, some lowlives got up in my face (apparently) and then beat me up. So I ran away, licked my wounds, loaded up on painkillers and bandages, bought weapons and armor, marched back...

and proceeded to die in one punch.

I... I thought the bandages and painkillers would heal me...

Mwahahahaha! Just as planned!

Seriously, though, you can check your status through the party menu. Also, you need to take a lot of painkillers and bandages. Or just rest at the tavern a lot.

Or you could just not take on a bunch of lowlives alone. But that wouldn't be fun in the Dwarf Fortress sense of the word. Also, one of them may have spawned with the maximum possible challenge rating. It's rare but it could happen. Mmmmmyes.

Well, I had a buddy, and we both ate painkillers and used bandages until we were just using them for looks/the feeling, so I figured I was topped off (although my status was "Rocked", so maybe there is 'unhealable damage')

But man they punched me so hard I died in one hit through plate armor.

Would Escalated Strange be a 1 then? Or is this a weird scale?

Escalated Strange would be a 1 (which is not to say it's a bad name, I just think Ghostpunk is a whole lot better)

Honestly of all the names you listed the Top Two are Ghostpunk and Ginger Ale. The rest are either pretentious or silly with no balance. Ghostpunk and Ginger Ale hit the nail on the head (although I like Ginger Ale mostly because it's a whacky non-sequitur but also sounds/looks like it fits)

So, I noticed this again, and gave it a try. I had Java this time, so it worked!

I went to the slums, some lowlives got up in my face (apparently) and then beat me up. So I ran away, licked my wounds, loaded up on painkillers and bandages, bought weapons and armor, marched back...

and proceeded to die in one punch.

I... I thought the bandages and painkillers would heal me...

Ghostpunk is a very descriptive+good name. Like on a scale of Escalated Strange to 5 it's a solid 4.

mmmmmmm~

wat the f&ck is this

I died and everything just stopped, except my killers gyrated in front of me.

Nothing I did restarted it.

It looks like a saturday morning cartoon

I got stuck in the Painted World temporarily. [Didn't have the heart to fight Priscilla.

Back to figuring out The Duke's Archives, I guess.

But she's awful.

Yea, you just let the enemies/world also modify itself. Either have molemen drilling around ruining your domes or maybe every once in a while throw an earthquake that topples you poorly constructed domes/walls.

Or both.

Help you stole my game
http://youtu.be/pOh7GkcQzn0

(Nah but I quit when I didn't think I could do anything to make the gameplay actually fun beyond shovin that sucka out the ring with PUNCHES+DASHES. Yours look fun just by virtue of graphics+big whacky bouncing, though. Good luck!)

Are there multiple "badass" maids in Black Lagoon? Why do they need more than 1. Why can't the choose between glasses and knifeboot.

I like the frame, though

Great looking game. Looks like this would be a blast to play!

sometimes I read jsnake's posts in ullillillia's voice because they seem to come from a similar mindset (that I will never understand)

In that case...

Code:

Exception in thread "main" java.lang.UnsupportedClassVersionError: patrickwong/unmapped/UnmappedMain : Unsupported major.minor version 51.0
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass1(Native Method)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClassCond(ClassLoader.java:631)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.defineClass(ClassLoader.java:615)
at java.security.SecureClassLoader.defineClass(SecureClassLoader.java:141)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.defineClass(URLClassLoader.java:283)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.access$000(URLClassLoader.java:58)
at java.net.URLClassLoader$1.run(URLClassLoader.java:197)
at java.security.AccessController.doPrivileged(Native Method)
at java.net.URLClassLoader.findClass(URLClassLoader.java:190)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:306)
at sun.misc.Launcher$AppClassLoader.loadClass(Launcher.java:301)
at java.lang.ClassLoader.loadClass(ClassLoader.java:247)
logout

Now, I think the problem is on my end, but I'm not too sure what's wrong? I may not have the proper version of Java installed?

Trying to run this gives me this:

Code:

java -jar unmapped-0.0.2-SNAPSHOT.jar
Failed to load Main-Class manifest attribute from
unmapped-0.0.2-SNAPSHOT.jar