I'll buy you one if you really want.

Maybe in return you write a short story about a strange young boy who eats minerals that finds an old dog in the city and become fast friends, before he ultimately learns a life lesson about whichever adult topic you choose.

Did you find the ones going for $5? There are a number of in-game trade channels where people are selling them all the time.

A friend of a friend got in contact with "IceFrog" who hooked me up.

Also thanks for the key, Castle

Hahahaha "an eva reference"

Key point?  Did someone say key???

Conflict builds character

Hahaha, surprised no one's talking about something this trivial, what a joker.

Casuals loving that shit means they can develop the game and make it free still stay in the black.

I think I have some metal or something in TF2 but I dunno what it's worth in real life dollars

I will never give up, logistical conflict or no.  I'm a champion.

Gimme a key

Every time you misplace a drop you have to smash it with a hammer.

It seems to me that playing a game might relieve some of the stress of the ordeal, and prevent one's blood pressure from accumulating to unhealthy levels.

He's got you there

Is there like a tiny mouse I can play as, or perhaps some sort of kindly sparrow?

That's not good enough.

will you play as skeleton king and yell at the screen

I dunno, I might try it

It's been a few weeks and I'm impatient as heck now

YOU MISSED.   Try tossing it here -> http://steamcommunity.com/id/Capntastic/

Someone gimme a key

Too bad 'code' is permanently recursive