Fuck games. Make more songs, Super Joe.

This looks amazing.

I find people who call themselves gamers scary as fuck. It's hot if a chick does it, though, as long as the chick is hot.

Funs on bicycles \o/

Screw you guys, srsly.

You met the fucking legend (he really is a Fucking Legend) Ron Jeremy! OMFG!

Also, this thread is the best thing I've seen in years. You should try to hunt me down next, so I can buy you some of these beers you mentioned.

No, you bum. Where the fuck did you people learn logics? After this shit is over, I'll move to someplace with clever people. Sickening!

I don't know if I should really spell it out for you turds. I'm not a friend of explaining every move. And the problem is that the bad guys listen, too. But whatever, you guys are behaving like dumb stones.
Why did I tell about my powers? Because, dipshits, this is the only way to not die by being voted off. But you idiots are either fucking idiotic or fall for the bad guys' reasoning too easily. I mean, there's people who want to kill me for having a good, but unimportant power. Why the fuck do you let this shit pass?

By telling you guys about my power, I've jumped ahead. I know I've been pressuring genericuser since day 1, and I know you guys would wonder about it. So I jumped ahead, told you guys about me in a similar way I expected genericuser to defend himself if he had actual reason to defend himself (it doesn't seem like it). Also, by telling you guys about me I expected someone to check me out tonight. Then he could confirm on me the following day and we'd be one step further. Doesn't look like that's gonna happen. My gosh, you fuckers are a disgrace.

The one thing you guys have got to realize that there is no fucking evidence, and that your attempts to "analyze" people's "motives" and "behaviours" doesn't lead to shit just now. You can use that when you're still alive in four to five days and have a history of people' behaviours.
The only good way is to jump at someone and see if he has something to hide.

Face reality, you turds.
Here's a small list.
Fact 1: There is no evidence at all. I know it, and after some short thinking you will know it too.
Fact 2: Someone's an asshole in here and kills people or turns them into fruit.
Fact 3: I'd prefer not to be killed or turned into an onion, and if you guys are sane you feel the same way.
Fact 4: We can only kill one guy per day.
Now look at fact 1 again.

Fact 1 will probably be worthless tomorrow, but we're living today.

I pressured genericuser and all he came up with was "uuh, you too! I vote you!". Well fucking good job. That convinces me a good deal.

If you don't understand this, you're either retarded and should drown yourself in the nearest river or you're on the enemy side. It's not exactly rocket science.

what the fuck, I'm in the middle of Psychotherapist Town.

I'm not a protector. I can't protect shit. My skill's of very minor importance, but it's a good (as in: not evil) one. I told you about it because I don't want to play fancy psychotic shit games. If you wanna do that, go ahead. I'm gonna hate you down and beat your kisser out of your face.


Note: I had no evidence or reason to pick genericuser on day 1. It was purely based on my gut feeling. As far as I can see, he hasn't given any reason not to lynch him dead so far. So down he must go. It's not like you farts got any better ideas. And this is how it will and should go down. One by one.

I'm definitely no evil dude. I know that, but it's hard to prove, since my good power is basically "do nothing". I won't go into detail here, sorry. It's an imperative though, that much can be said.

As long as you farts don't fess up to what your function in life is, I'll hate you down one by one. There's no trust when people get turned into cucumbers. Or stabbed to death.

no, for fuck's sake, it's genericuser we're after.

[genericuser]

It's the fucking genericuser, I tell you! Let's smash his hands, rip his stomach open and strangle him with his entrails.

No worries, they're all my pants.

Anyone played this already? Currently downloading while I'm wetting several pants.

I'm gonna chill your face

Where do you have that shirt from, the toilet store? That's ugly, genericuser.

I'm wearing this new fashion of mine right now while standing to your right.

And thus day 0 ends.

I agree with the things mentioned. We should calm down, act mature and stay away from false conclusions and accusations. I certainly wouldn't want to ruin an innocent life in this town by blindly accusing someone of murder and/or veggie magic.



 
 
 




That said, let me put on my new shirt and stand right next to my good friend genericuser.

This sounds cool. I sometimes wish I were Canadian. You guys got some sweet things. :O