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[HöllenKobold]

Hallucinations are fun! Hallucinations are horrific! Hallucinations are fantastic! Let's share some we've had!
Mine mostly come from sleep paralysis! I kinda suck at lucid dreaming.

RETSU GO

The Case of the Rude Mummy and The Frown of Power
Woke up, saw this huge shadow from the hallway, turns out to be a mummy! It runs through, notices my open door, gives me a look, lunges at me. Here he is, this rude mummy, face to face with me. Then it has the manners to just howl at me, spewing spit on me. How rude! So I just give a frown. I'm surprised I wasn't afraid but I'm cool I guess. So here I am just thinking, "lol mummy get off pls" and it realizes this and just packs up and leaves.

My Love For J-Pop Saves Me From a Succubus
Before I dwell on the actual hallucination, I'm going to write a bit about the dream beforehand because it was kickass. I was on a cruise, investigating these runaway criminals still in their gaudy orange jumpsuits. I took notice they were stalking beautiful women but there was a sense of justice in them. Aha! I figured it out! They were actually robots monitoring the women from their own immorality.
So, I take a jog down and find myself in an empty room and gain awareness that I'm in a dream. So obviously, being a virgin who never had a girlfriend, I try to summon my high school crush to fuck. Oh, oops. The whole dream world dimension starts to collapse and decay. I see the walls peel, the colors distort, and I'm slippinggggg.
I wake to find this intense pressure on my chest and I can tell, there's this thing on my chest. It's invisible but I can tell by distortions in the air or something. I have high Perception skill. Anyway, I'm paralyzed so it's like, "NAGGER!" So I just continue shouting out the name of my high school crush to save me (Somehow I figure she'll let me have my way with her after, I dunno ). This all turns futile so I'm still here paralyzed.
Then I realize... Why am I shouting the name of a high school crush I don't even wanna like. I should call...

alan

So I do. Suddenly I feel power course through my veins and I push the succubus off and regain control of my body. All is well.
Thank you, alan.

Creepy Dolls in Darkness!
I'm not sure if this is the first time I got sleep paralysis, because I'm not sure I was paralyzed. Anyway~
I wake up, and find this shadowy creeeeepy figure just hovering over my desk. It just sways back and forth. It's a doll. I am just scared to death, so I cower under my blanket for 30 minutes. Since I actually managed to put a blanket on myself, I guess I wasn't paralyzed. Heh.

Just Some Kid
I wake up paralyzed and lo and behold there's this child standing next to my bed. I can't see his head, I'm paralyzed and I can't move my head to look. I feel like he's staring at me, like I'm weird. Well, I guess I was paralyzed and all and that might look awkward. Minutes pass and I blink. He's gone.

Ash Williams is My Guardian Angel
I'm about to slip into sleep when SUDDENLY hallucination appears! A old woman materializes. She has yellow eyes, and nasty teeth. She's your basic scary old woman. Yeah. Then the bitch decides to gnaw on my neck. I try to block it but it's hopeless and the moment she reaches my neck, my body grows paralyzed. Yeah, thanks, body. So I go, oh I should really do something. Then I think... I need to be badass like Bruce Campbell, like Ash Williams in Army of Darkness.
Suddenly, Bruce's head gives me a smirk, bathed in a halo of light. I imagine him with that mighty shotgun up in the air, full of bravado, and I regain control of my body and push the hag off. Oh, Ash Williams, you gave me the power.

Pillow... TO HELL
When I was a little nigh high child, if I pressed my head against a pillow on this certain bed, I could hear spoooooky deep voices and a march. Ah, audio hallucinations. Didn't help this was the same room where papers suddenly burst around and flew like naggers! Creepy room I slept in!

So basically, I'm trippin' balls.

[Chris Whitman]

All right, so I was on mushrooms one time with some friends, and we were walking down a street surrounded by rows of trees on both sides. I was barefoot and holding my shoes, because I believe by this point I had already declared that I would never wear shoes again as long as I lived (a promise I did not keep, fortunately). My roommate at the time stopped suddenly in the middle of the street and gripped me intensely by the arm, saying, and I quote, "Holy shit, fucking look at those fucking trees."

He later confessed to me that he thought the trees were growing out of the sky.

True story.

[aeiowu]

in my early college days i used to see how long i could stay awake. one time, i made it 54 hours, towards the end i was hallucinifying there were mice in my dorm room. I got down on my hands and knees searching around for them, getting up, seeing them again, then doing it all over again. My roommate came in and ordered me to sleep. I told him I was fine then 30 minutes later I was out cold on the couch.