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[Mipe]

Whenever I read goo, subconsciously I substitute the g with p. Reading becomes a whole heck more entertaining.

[st33d]

I can't even get past the tutorial mission on Cortex Command. I can barely control these bloody robots and they get killed in one shot - then the base gets stormed a second after - which you can do fuck all about.

Disappointing really. I was hoping it would be some fun homework for strategy games but the entry level is nowhere near the ground floor.

Tip for game designers - don't kill them on the first level, all the player learns is that they suck and it's only going to get worse.