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[Gazillion]

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After many sleepless nights we are proud to release Narcoleptic Soccer Rush! Take part in the Narcolympics as one of four teams in the most realistic narcoleptic soccer game since... EVER.

Features:
* Intense soccer action
* Four teams to select from
* Realistic narcolepsy simulation
* Everyone turns a blind eye to punching
* In-game advertising
* A soccer ball
* Streakers? (Rated PG-13 for partial nudity)

Screenshots

   

   

Critics say...

"That is amazing."
-Toastie

"IM giggling with the [...] shear possibilities with this game."
-TeamQuiggan

"Brilliant work "
-Zaphos

Controls

Key	With ball	Without ball
Z	Shoot	Punch!
X	Pass the ball	Switch currently selected player
C	N/A	2 sec. boost
Arrows	Move selected player/Aim	Move selected player

Tips

* You can punch players to temporarily stun them and take away possession of the ball.
* You can aim your passes to the nearest player in the direction you are heading.
* You can aim your shots to the top corner, middle, and bottom corner of the net.
* You can wake up sleeping players by punching them.

The setup file is for those who might not have what is required to run XNA games. It will check your system and run the webinstallers for the components needed. You might think you have all the directx9c pieces required but XNA seems to be a little picky.

>>DOWNLOAD NARCOLEPTIC SOCCER RUSH NOW! (setup executable)<<

The .zip file will only run if you have the following:
*.Net 2.0
* DirectX 9.0c
* XNA redistributable

>>DOWNLOAD NARCOLEPTIC SOCCER RUSH NOW! (.zip file)<<

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Countries all over the world participate in the international Narcoleptic Soccer Olympics in:

NARCOLEPTIC SOCCER RUSH!

[Ivan]

Ahahahahahahahaha. That is amazing.

[moi]

Aha this should be good

[Gazillion]

I can picture a few situation where narcolepsy can be pretty annoying during a soccer match 

[gustav]

this is the best one yet. and that's saying a lot!

[Eric McQuiggan]

IM giggling with the gif and shear possibilities with this game.

[Bonesaw]

I suggest you make a whole series of Narcolympic Games.

[Gazillion]

I suggest you make a whole series of Narcolympic Games.

I can see it now: Narcoleptic NASCAR Rush!

[Oddball]

I need to play this game. Make it happen!!

[Gorman]

i love this animation so much

[Chris Whitman]

Good thing I didn't go with "Narcoleptic Bow Hunter Dynasty," although a strategy game about managing several generations of narcoleptic hunters would also have been pretty great, I guess.

[Gazillion]

Alright so tonight I worked on some billboards for the side of the stadium.

And we have a very basic build with most of the features left out. It's coming along nicely Hope you guys don't mind me making billboards with your IPs

edit: oops posted an older pic

[ParaboL]

I love the billboard idea! I was thinking of something similar for my game, but I was going to make billboards of the other awsome names that came up that I want to use.

[Gazillion]

I love the billboard idea! I was thinking of something similar for my game, but I was going to make billboards of the other awsome names that came up that I want to use.

I was thinking of using other randomly generated names but I figured it would be neat to use other people's entries and/or games by people from the community.

[Zaphos]

Alright so tonight I worked on some billboards for the side of the stadium.

Brilliant work