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[supershigi]

Oh, I also like the Korean-fusion pizza that you can get in Korea... they do funky things with their toppings like adding a delicious sweet potato paste around the edges... mmm... so good...

[reetva]

I don't like pizza.

[Inanimate]

I hate pizza. HATE.

[Noah!]

I love pizza and everything it stands for! There's nothing as magical as a pizza piled with mounds of cheese of meat and more cheese and more meat until mortals tremble at the sheer amount of meat and cheese that this pizza contains...

...except maybe a nice thin-crust coated with pesto, sprinkled with feta, and garnished with sliced tomato...

[Molten_]

BARBECUE CHICKEN FUCK YEAHHHHHHH

I don't like pizza.

I hate pizza. HATE.

[falsion]

Hmph, surely this thread is a joke. You call that pizza? Allow me to show you all what a real authentic Italian pizza looks like.



Accept no substitutes. Anything less is merely gutter trash.

[Zaphos]

My fav:

I don't know what that is but I want to eat it.

[Brother Android]

Hmph, surely this thread is a joke. You call that pizza? Allow me to show you all what a real authentic Italian pizza looks like.

That doesn't look that different to me.

[Castle]

webster's dictionary: a calzone is a pizza turned flip-ways onto itself with double crust double topping paradox madness

okay wow i definately want some of THAT

[falsion]

That doesn't look that different to me.

Granted, the picture doesn't do it justice. Nor is that really the best picture I could find either. But authentic Italian pizza is a lot different though. The dough is hand tossed, fresh rather than processed. Rather than pre-cut toppings, it uses fresh tomato, basil and mozzarella (the real kind, not that cheap imitation stuff) all baked into the dough, with a very light, thin crispy texture to it, kind of like a pie. Also it's baked in a wood oven which also gives it a nice flavor.

Plus unlike the stuff we call pizza, I hear Italian pizza is actually healthy. They use everything in moderation, just the right amount of cheese, tomato, etc. with all the flavors balanced so neither overtakes another. While here, we just dump everything we can on to it.

[kummerspeck]

It's The Gentleman of Pizza.

[Toeofdoom]

Macaroni cheese and chicken pizza.

:D

[phubans]

[allen]

paul eres nanomachines in every school's lunch pizza.

[Lon]

I like Hawaiian: Pineapple and Canadian Bacon (or Ham is an acceptable replacement of the Canadian Bacon).

Combo/everythingish pizza is good too!

PS (I didn't really have a big laugh, the emotes were an attempt to communicate aproximations of my thoughts/psychological/emotional reactions I had to phubans post)