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http://www.comicsalliance.com/2010/11/10/marvel-brothel-x-men-sex-game/This is the funniest thing I've read all week. What wouldn't I give to get my hands on this, but (un)fortunately it was pulled from the website you could download it from. In the link, the writer tells of his experience playing the game, in which Professor X of the X-Men decides that the best way to further mutant acceptance is to pimp out the team's ladies as whores, and gives us such gems as:   And my personal favorite:  Now, this gives me ideas. Indie Brothel? Phubans, meet me out back, we have a brainstorming session to conduct.
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« Reply #1 on: November 11, 2010, 12:08:39 PM » |
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Holy fuck
I am so horny right now
(for the indie brothel)
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« Reply #2 on: November 11, 2010, 02:20:42 PM » |
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curly brace x iji?  ?? |
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« Reply #3 on: November 11, 2010, 02:22:00 PM » |
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Oh, not just the ladies.  There are plenty of enticing males in indie gaming. We should please all demographics. |
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« Reply #4 on: November 11, 2010, 02:22:32 PM » |
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<EDITED FOR THE WEAK OF HEART>
This is why I am so horny.
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« Reply #5 on: November 11, 2010, 02:35:10 PM » |
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Such secrets are not for the weak of heart, young apprentice.
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« Reply #6 on: November 11, 2010, 02:50:52 PM » |
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The possibilities... the possibilities...
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« Reply #7 on: November 11, 2010, 02:58:08 PM » |
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Excelsior!
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« Reply #8 on: November 11, 2010, 03:03:15 PM » |
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I downloaded this before it was taken down. (It seemed pretty inevitable that it would.) I'm not at my home computer right now, but shoot me a PM and I'll pass you a link once I'm back. (I actually haven't gotten around to playing it. I wonder if it's any good? RPS thinks so.) |
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« Reply #9 on: November 11, 2010, 03:35:03 PM » |
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The game is actually apparently really, really slow, boring and repetitive, and getting to the interesting bits is a huge chore.
I'll wait for the video Lets Play.
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« Reply #11 on: November 11, 2010, 03:38:30 PM » |
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The game is actually apparently really, really slow, boring and repetitive, and getting to the interesting bits is a huge chore.
Sounds like a typical porn game to me (yes I've played some).  |
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« Reply #12 on: November 11, 2010, 03:43:36 PM » |
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That's... disappointing.
Someone needs to make an entertaining porn game. Or at least a really funny parody of one. Which is why the TIGBrothel is rife with possibilities.
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« Reply #13 on: November 11, 2010, 03:49:31 PM » |
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Dude, stop.
You're gonna make me do this.
I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST THE CALL.
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« Reply #14 on: November 11, 2010, 03:50:22 PM » |
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DOOOO EEEET
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I'd write a devlog about my current game, but I'm too busy making it.
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« Reply #15 on: November 11, 2010, 03:56:04 PM » |
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Dude, stop.
You're gonna make me do this.
I'M NOT STRONG ENOUGH TO RESIST THE CALL.
You wouldn't finish it anyway.  Just messin' with you.) |
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« Reply #16 on: November 11, 2010, 03:57:50 PM » |
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Heheheh... Play as a patron of the TIGBrothel who tries to win the hearts... and other things... of the incredibly sexy game devs who sell themselves at the bordello.
At first, you have to pay to be with each prospective fuckmate, but as they... get to know you better, they start to see you ... outside office hours...
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« Reply #17 on: November 11, 2010, 04:23:49 PM » |
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Hmm.. Independent developers prostituting themselves eh? Why does that sound so plausible?  |
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« Reply #18 on: November 11, 2010, 04:45:05 PM » |
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Whoa, there could be a message here too!
You could play as Evan Adams (initials are EA). At first, the indie devs don't like you, but as you shower them with love and money, they begin to see your way of things.
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« Reply #19 on: November 11, 2010, 04:53:03 PM » |
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You could play as Evan Adams (initials are EA). At first, the indie devs don't like you, but as you shower them with love and money, they begin to see your way of things.
Until they're kicked out of the indie club for associating with you? |
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