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« Reply #20 on: November 11, 2010, 04:55:40 PM » |
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but i already asked paul eres to be in my now nsfw dating sim.
dont take this away from me, bro.
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« Reply #21 on: November 11, 2010, 04:57:41 PM » |
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TIGBrothel should be like the Brothel for Slating Intellectual Lusts from Planescape: Torment only with a lower intelligence requirement.
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« Reply #22 on: November 11, 2010, 04:57:55 PM » |
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You could play as Evan Adams (initials are EA). At first, the indie devs don't like you, but as you shower them with love and money, they begin to see your way of things.
Until they're kicked out of the indie club for associating with you? Yes. At that point, they are completely dependant on you. Then you can choose to continue to support them, or get sick of them and cast them out like an unwanted fetus. Or things could get really kinky. |
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« Reply #23 on: November 11, 2010, 05:15:19 PM » |
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That's... disappointing.
Someone needs to make an entertaining porn game. Or at least a really funny parody of one. Which is why the TIGBrothel is rife with possibilities.
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« Reply #24 on: November 11, 2010, 05:18:09 PM » |
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Yeeeaah, it got a bit... out of hand during that compo. I think Super Cock Blockers is actually still running/updating!  |
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I'd write a devlog about my current game, but I'm too busy making it.
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« Reply #25 on: November 11, 2010, 05:25:25 PM » |
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Maybe make a complementing game that lets you play as various indie characters in a brothel. Like, you play as the prostitutes.
The final boss is when Tim Langdell is your client. The challenge is not throw up. You have to hit arrows like in DDR to have sex with him.
Contains Iji, Curly Brace, Harmonia + AuSable, and Juni.
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« Reply #26 on: November 11, 2010, 05:29:49 PM » |
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« Reply #27 on: November 11, 2010, 05:36:00 PM » |
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The final boss is when Tim Langdell is your client. The challenge is not throw up. You have to hit arrows like in DDR to have sex with him.
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« Reply #28 on: November 11, 2010, 05:45:46 PM » |
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No, no, you have to hit the arrows or he fucks you first. It's an important distinction.
No, no, the point is that you're the prostitute, he has sex with you, your job is to (A) complete the task and (B) not look at him. If you press the buttons wrong, he smacks you and you get no money, or otherwise you accidentally think about who you're having sex with and throw up and he also smacks you. If you press the buttons right, you successfully have sex with him and make a lot of money. (He's able to pay with all the lawsuit money he got.) At the end of the game you get to cut his dick off by dropping a cube from Lyle in Cube Sector on said dick. Falls right on its edge. |
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« Reply #29 on: November 11, 2010, 06:09:22 PM » |
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Why do you want to create such terrible things.
WHY?
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« Reply #30 on: November 11, 2010, 06:09:44 PM » |
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Where people ask "Why?", I ask "Why not?"
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« Reply #32 on: November 11, 2010, 06:22:52 PM » |
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Maybe make a complementing game that lets you play as various indie characters in a brothel. Like, you play as the prostitutes.
The final boss is when Tim Langdell is your client. The challenge is not throw up. You have to hit arrows like in DDR to have sex with him.
Contains Iji, Curly Brace, Harmonia + AuSable, and Juni.
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« Reply #33 on: November 11, 2010, 07:35:53 PM » |
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Just realized. Isn't Iji like fourteen?
...I don't wanna corrupt Seiklus... maybe we can take someone from La Mulana to make up for the loss?
Or, fuck, this is the Internet. Keep Iji in anyway.
edit: Princess Nehema is definitely a very good idea. Isn't the protagonist from the Noitu Love games a girl? Can we use her?
SirNiko: I'm honestly offended you would say "terrible". I am a game maker.
edit2: Internet, Rule34 me a fanfic or picture of Seiklus Girl/Juni. They're just about the same size.
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« Reply #34 on: November 11, 2010, 07:46:39 PM » |
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Err... I was thinking about the devs themselves... but that's cool too...
Actually, that's fucking awesome.
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« Reply #35 on: November 11, 2010, 07:58:18 PM » |
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Err... I was thinking about the devs themselves... but that's cool too...
Actually, that's fucking awesome.
 No reason we can't develop both games. In this game, the devs are your clients. Final boss is Tim Langdell for sheer horror challenge. The first level is Derek because he's so huggable and nice that there's no reason sex with him would be unpleasant. Secret hidden boss is Cactus. I guess Eskil Steenberg et alii would be in the hierarchy somewhere. If you play as Juni, you're playing on "Extreme" difficulty, because there is no way any indie dev would be able to comfortably have sex with her. Except for phubans. edit: Derek is the pimp. If Iji is included I guess he's the runner of a child sex ring too edit2: Unless Dessgeega is the pimpette |
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« Reply #36 on: November 12, 2010, 01:41:38 AM » |
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Secret hidden boss is Cactus. And the reason for him being a secret hidden boss is the horrible truth of where his nickname comes from. That you will learn the hard way. |
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« Reply #37 on: November 12, 2010, 01:57:18 AM » |
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And the reason for him being a secret hidden boss is the horrible truth of where his nickname comes from. That you will learn the hard way.
Just thought of Cactus fucking Princess Nehema's eldritch form with a cacdick. Cracking up here, sir. Thank you for this, Daiz. |
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« Reply #38 on: November 12, 2010, 02:11:39 AM » |
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And the reason for him being a secret hidden boss is the horrible truth of where his nickname comes from. That you will learn the hard way.
*shudder*And it's pretty obvious that link is going to be NSFW. |
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« Reply #39 on: November 12, 2010, 07:47:36 AM » |
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I have an idea: it's called Indie Circlejerk and it's a lot like this thread only it plays like Octodad.
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