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[Pineapple]

Stranger: all we need is sex and just sex
Stranger: hi
You: What about food, drink, and paternity?
You: And air
Stranger: first sex then..
You: Without them, sex would be impossible.
You: QED
Stranger: evry thing is possib in sex..
You: Is it?
You: Is it possible to transmute lead into gold with sex?
You: Literally, not figuratively.
Stranger: can u make a girl pregnant without sex???
You: Yes.
You: Ever heard of invitro?
Stranger: no..
You: Long story short, it makes you pregnant without sex.
You: It's also not the only way.
You: Satisfied?
Stranger: na....
Stranger: only sex can satisfy me..
You: Is that so?
Stranger: yup
You: Would millions of dollars satisfy you?
Stranger: free of cost..
You: Sex costs time. Therefore, would immortality satisfy you?
Stranger: just for a sec..
You: But it would satisfy you.
Stranger: m/f???
You: I prefer not to answer that for multiple reasons.
You: I've shot down all the evidence for your argument with cold facts and logic. Why do you persist?
Stranger: Are you male/female?
Stranger: tell me
You: As I said, I prefer not to answer.
Stranger: then i will tell yoiu abt sex
Stranger: but why
You: I don't need to be informed.
You: Because if I tell you I'm male you'll become disinterested and probably disconnect immediately. If I say I'm female this will turn into some kind or variation of cybersex.
You: And then there's the issue of you having no idea whether I was truthful or not.
Stranger: I will not disconnect, Buddy..
Stranger: you have to tell me
You: I know that you're male.
Stranger: i know you're an indian
You: Is that so?
Stranger: ya...
Stranger: pls pls pls tell na..
You: And from what have you deduced that?
Stranger: forget deduced...only seduce
You: Without deduction there would be no human consciousness.
Stranger: You're from Mumbai. I know that as well
You: Is that so?
Stranger: Yes
Stranger: I m sure
You: And you're basing this off of what?
Stranger: Sixth Sense
You: The literal sixth sense or ESP?
You: Humans possess quite more than just five senses.
Stranger: your name starts from
Stranger: N
You: Your claims amuse me. Continue.
Stranger: Your name ends with T
You: Not a single one of your claims has been anywhere close to correct.
Stranger: your surname is VORA
You: Neither is that one.
Stranger: ah pls talk much more about sex....
You: Why?
Stranger: because u r awesome
You: In what way?
Stranger: your height
Stranger: tujhe pata hai
Stranger: tu faadoo aadmi hai
Stranger: tu PM ban sakta hai
You: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zFg3JrYY53s ?
Stranger: ya, saw
Stranger: abhijeet sawant
You: I don't understand what you're saying.
Stranger: you're from ?
You: USA.
Stranger: Ok
You: I'm not from Oklahoma.
Stranger: Then ?
You: Use your incredibly accurate "sixth sense"
Stranger: achhhaaa mazak karna seekh liya???
You: I think I'm going to disconnect now.
You: Goodbye.
You have disconnected.

[saibot216]

Just hurt my crotch and liver snowboarding...

[Dustin Smith]

Arrived at school hungover, and got called out by a middle-schooler for being exactly that. 

[saibot216]

Got back from Colorado, good bye cruel state! (middle finger has a strain now)

[Player Ʒ]

I'm supposed to be getting ready for school tomorrow...
But I just lost at a game of Reactor on a nonexistent MAME cabinet.

[Iamthejuggler]

I just shaved off my beard, my lovely bushy beard. I now have a goatee for the first time in my life. May keep it a few days to see if it grows on me.

HA!

[Labbed]

I just felled Dullahan

[Pineapple]

Not something extremely recent, but I grimaced at the price of Land of Lisp at Borders yesterday ($50) and reluctantly put it back on the shelf. 

[Tycho Brahe]

yeah, programming books and physics/maths books are ridiculously expensive

Its mostly because the only time people buy them is for uni courses, and even that's not a lot of people.

[Dustin Smith]

I just read the best thread ever.

[ink.inc]

I just read the best thread ever.

fuck yeah 

[Landshark RAWR]

I just heard my mom say "oh my god, someone needs to shoot the backstreet boys"

[Dustin Smith]

So I'm 'teaching' a group of high schoolers metal shop right now. I did the whole quote unquote thing because they don't trust me with heavy machinery, even despite my two years of metal shop down in Tejas. I don't blame them. They're stuck reading a dry textbook in the library while I hammer away at a Macbook, and we're all terribly bored. I was reading a mildly interesting New Yorker article about Miyamoto when the tech staff came in to pick up student laptops for maintenance purposes. I had a terse... discussion with the tech dude when I had to explain, multiple times, that I was indeed the teacher and not another student. Thankfully the librarian backed me up and I got to reclaim my substitute laptop.

I taught the shit out of three algebra/pre-algebra courses earlier, so its all good.

EDIT: Given that article, Miyamoto really should be making indie games
“

When I started working for the company, I thought that someday I would like to do the same. I wanted to destroy the styles that we ourselves created. I don’t think we can do so completely, but I think that in the way that we are making video games today we might be getting closer to my idea of destroying the original style.” He went on, “Because we ourselves have created the original format or style of video games, we understand why we had to do it at the time. Because we understand that, we can also understand why some of them must be kept intact and why some of them we can destroy.”

http://www.newyorker.com/reporting/2010/12/20/101220fa_fact_paumgarten?currentPage=1

[saibot216]

Just went on my first date.

[Noc]

Just went on my first date.

Congrats. I hope it went well.

[saibot216]

Just went on my first date.

Congrats. I hope it went well.

It did, couldn't have gone better.

[Tycho Brahe]

Just went on my first date.

Congrats. I hope it went well.

It did, couldn't have gone better.

GET IN THERE MY SON

[ink.inc]

Just went on my first date.

Congrats. I hope it went well.

It did, couldn't have gone better.

GET IN THERE MY SON

GO FORTH

AND CONQUER ALL THAT YOU DESIRE

[saibot216]

Just went on my first date.

Congrats. I hope it went well.

It did, couldn't have gone better.

GET IN THERE MY SON

GO FORTH

AND CONQUER ALL THAT YOU DESIRE

I will command & conquer... with love

[Pineapple]

I finished watching The Invisible. That movie is freaking depressing. It's a good movie, interesting plot and all, but don't watch it. Seriously.