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« on: December 12, 2010, 05:42:18 PM » |
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Everyone invent lots of terrible jokes. Unfortunately, I don't have one right now, but I'll tell you if I think of one.
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boxedlunch
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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2010, 05:43:31 PM » |
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so a strange man walks into a bar. everyone dies.
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saibot216
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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2010, 05:45:17 PM » |
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A guy walks into a bar. Another person says, "watch where you step"
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2010, 05:46:26 PM » |
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knock knock.
who's there?
the police, and they know about the photos.
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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2010, 05:58:45 PM » |
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codergames.
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phubans
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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2010, 06:03:29 PM » |
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Michael J Fox sits down at the bar, the bartender asks, "What's got you so shaken up?"
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saibot216
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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2010, 06:06:17 PM » |
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LJN
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Brother Android
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2010, 06:34:56 PM » |
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It doesn't matter how excited you get, nor how much potential you have; you're never going to escape from an infinitely deep well.
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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2010, 07:11:58 PM » |
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I didnt invent it, but it deserves more popularity:
There were a child and a rapist walking in the forest a night. The child says: "I'm scared", to which the rapist replies: "You are scared? Tell that to me that I have to get out of here alone."
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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2010, 07:14:43 PM » |
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Chuck norris is tough
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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2010, 07:30:29 PM » |
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A robot hooker is out of order.
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2010, 07:32:14 PM » |
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Last night I prevented a rape. I stopped running after her.
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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2010, 07:59:11 PM » |
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[Knock knock.]
Who's there?
[horrid noise]
Oh god please go away
[additional horrid noise]
Please I'm just trying to live my life
[gurgling and scraping]
Honey kids get in the basement lock the door
[the splintering of wood]
I'll stay here I have to don't worry about me
[an otherworldly screech and more splintering]
You won't hurt my family you son of a bitch
[the sound of collapse followed by a long silence]
Apparently Fedex is an equal opportunity employer
You're going to need to pay for the damages to my door
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phubans
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« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2010, 08:03:19 PM » |
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What's the difference between a knife and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my pocket. Get in the van  |
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« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2010, 10:01:37 PM » |
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Knock knock.
Who's there?
It's Nate, dude. Don't you recognize my voice?
Shit sorry Nate, come on in - let us get HIGH AS FUCK
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