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« Reply #390 on: January 11, 2011, 02:49:23 PM » |
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Here's a few (I hope they're vague enough):
Poor translation for European release.
30 hours walking down a tunnel, but it doesn't end there.
Sentient garment rolls balls.
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In his house at R'lyeh, dead Cthulhu waits dreaming.
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« Reply #391 on: January 11, 2011, 02:50:50 PM » |
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The first one is probably more obscure than I realize -- it was the first game I got with my Genesis (hint), and I played the crap out of it.
Is it Chakan: The Forever Man? If so, it's funny as I've came across it earlier, but dismissed it as unlikely. That, sir, is correct! Such a great premise, such a horrible letdown when you realize it's completely impossible, and even if you DO win with a Game Genie or emulator, there's no freaking "congrats, you win." |
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« Reply #392 on: January 11, 2011, 02:55:04 PM » |
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That was a hard one. Especially, as I never ever heard about it before  . |
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« Reply #393 on: January 11, 2011, 03:04:24 PM » |
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Description: Annoying pink bitch, bossy hippy, and mentally retarded tuff -- Kill them, ignore them, or whatever; they still find you in the sequel.
Hint: Almost everyone makes the bitch a man after they kill an ogre.
Hint: It's a lot more fun when you use a tutu.
Baldur's Gate! |
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« Reply #394 on: January 11, 2011, 03:05:14 PM » |
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Description: Annoying pink bitch, bossy hippy, and mentally retarded tuff -- Kill them, ignore them, or whatever; they still find you in the sequel.
Hint: Almost everyone makes the bitch a man after they kill an ogre.
Hint: It's a lot more fun when you use a tutu.
Baldur's Gate! Winner, winner, chicken dinner! |
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« Reply #395 on: January 11, 2011, 03:08:34 PM » |
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Now I can go to sleep with the satisfying feeling that I accomplished something today. This one was bothering me for the whole day  . |
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« Reply #396 on: January 11, 2011, 03:10:43 PM » |
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30 hours walking down a tunnel, but it doesn't end there.
Final Fantasy XIII perhaps? |
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« Reply #397 on: January 11, 2011, 03:27:50 PM » |
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A bunch of college students might be killed by a bunny.
Irisu Syndrome |
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« Reply #398 on: January 11, 2011, 03:29:18 PM » |
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--Damn pirates keep blowing holes in my Tetris-block walls!
Rampart? Yes!  Nicely played. --Sociopath AI just can't seem to keep control of her children.
Sistem Shock 2?  Ding-ding-ding! Correct!  |
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« Reply #399 on: January 11, 2011, 03:36:20 PM » |
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Squint your eyes for a while looking for something that should be obvious and you might get to the moon.
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« Reply #400 on: January 11, 2011, 03:40:25 PM » |
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Description: You don't wanna play that game... every time you try to change worlds, you'll have to do this stupid flying minigame that just wastes your time.
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« Reply #401 on: January 11, 2011, 03:41:39 PM » |
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Description: You don't wanna play that game... every time you try to change worlds, you'll have to do this stupid flying minigame that just wastes your time.
Kingdom Hearts? |
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« Reply #402 on: January 11, 2011, 03:42:45 PM » |
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Description: You don't wanna play that game... every time you try to change worlds, you'll have to do this stupid flying minigame that just wastes your time.
Kingdom Hearts? Yeah, too easy. |
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« Reply #403 on: January 11, 2011, 03:57:55 PM » |
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You are a brain...
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Make like a tree and get the hell out of here
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« Reply #404 on: January 11, 2011, 04:12:26 PM » |
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Cortex Command.
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