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« Reply #580 on: November 03, 2012, 12:59:03 PM »

are you going to have rolling nicholas cage avatars?
yea
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« Reply #581 on: November 04, 2012, 10:19:02 PM »

My sister loves it. What a classic: Jak.
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« Reply #582 on: November 08, 2012, 08:47:00 PM »


Rebooting body system. Brain malfunction. Spirit unleashed.
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« Reply #583 on: November 19, 2012, 03:13:56 PM »

Quote from: Moi
the true shitposting heroes ascend to a higher plane of shitposting, where most of their posts would be uncomprehensible to us or would just appear like natural event, like the wind or the singing of a bird
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« Reply #584 on: November 22, 2012, 01:13:10 AM »

the wii won the console war with stellar title such as "wii sports" and "wii sports resort" elevating gaming to a new level - strong third party support allowed games such as imagine party babyz from Ubisoft and Petz Sports from ubisoft and the critically acclaimed Chick Shoot from indie superstar DSI games, branded with the official seal of nintendo, the only truly quality assurance both gamers and commoners need. Nintendo REVOLUTIONized the world of gaming with the wiimote, allowing gamers to feel like they are actually in the game - accidents where gamers accidentally decapitated other gamers with a realistic wii sword 1:1 motion were viewed both by critics and the masses by an innovation, finally blurring the line between game and reality. The "nunchuck" wii remote accessory, based on ancient Japanese historical ninja weaponry allowed players to develop martial arts skills, a study demonstrated that owners of nunchuck wii remote accessories were 60% safer even in dangerous urban settings. The very presence of the Wii however made neighborhoods much safer, as it has been used in prisons all over the world to rehabilitate criminals with overwhelming success, creating the "peaceful mario" jail generation where inmates trade mario coins and mario lives high scores instead of cigarettes and makeshift weaponry.
Then the wii motionplus wiimote accessory came into play and made anyone who ever watched star trek's "holodeck" dreams come true. Each and every one of your movements replicated with no loss in the virtual world... Most modern scientists were baffled but Nintendo did it again, after proving to gamers with the gamecube that 3d gaming was the way to go Nintendo added many dimensions to gaming in general with the Wii. Nintendo won the console race, they won the console war... and finally created a console peace. The two "i"s in the Wii do not just represent you and me, the proverbial two people playing New Super Mario Bros Wii 60$ video game, they represent every possible human relationship in the world, translated, simplified by a friend code. Nintendo is harmony, nintendo is a utopia. Nintendo is the future, and the future is now.

I for one cannot hold my excitement as to the Wii U, for bringing not one but two screens to gaming is a never before seen improvement and it will expand the horizons of gamers, critics and skeptics. As I touch Wii U's unique touch screen, I feel Nintendo touching back. It is a gentle, motherly caress. Miyamoto loves me, but he loves everyone. Wii would like to play... with U
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« Reply #585 on: November 30, 2012, 02:02:40 PM »

Morrowind, Boulderdash, and also platformers in general. I'm currently working on a game that will combine elements of all three.
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« Reply #586 on: November 30, 2012, 03:13:37 PM »

Is he remaking minecraft?
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The Monster King
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« Reply #587 on: December 01, 2012, 02:24:51 AM »

Of course this guy is just King Douche.  I mean, just look at the title.  'Sorry MoMA'...  Wow, are you a fucking Karate Kid villain?  This sort of opinionated shit is the sort of thing I'd expect from one of those political cartoon nerds.  Like, video games would be a crying baby, MoMA would be the Mom feeding it with a bottle labeled ART.  And then he'd have a little cartoon version of himself in the corner saying something smug at his little drawing table like 'looks like this artform is still in it's infancy' or some shit.

changed faggots to nerds because faggot is a homophobic hate word
the post otherwise made me laugh
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« Reply #588 on: December 01, 2012, 07:12:49 PM »



bonus point for misreading phuban's last word
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« Reply #589 on: December 01, 2012, 07:29:44 PM »

lol
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« Reply #590 on: December 01, 2012, 07:59:41 PM »

phubans?? misogynistic?? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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« Reply #591 on: December 01, 2012, 11:50:00 PM »

phubans the ultimate cock block amirite
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« Reply #592 on: December 02, 2012, 09:08:38 PM »

I don't know how anyone could possibly consider this to be the golden age of gaming. Maybe for casuals it is.

Take this year's E3 for example. You remember the games that were demo'd, yes?

Here's a list of games that were demo'd at E3 1999.

Thief 2
Omikron
Anachronox
System Shock 2
Dungeon Keeper 2
Shogun Total War
Nox
Drakan Order of the Flame
Pharaoh
Homeworld
Diablo 2
GTA 2
Unreal Tournament
Quake III Arena
Total Annihilation: Kingdoms
Kingpin
Planescape Torment
Soulbringer
Outcast
Giants: Citizen Kabuto
Age of Empires 2
Vampire: The Masquerade – Redemption
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« Reply #593 on: December 03, 2012, 08:10:16 PM »

Who will curate internet conversations when you are gone SirNiko? Have you named a successor?

EDIT: Oh no I ruined your scheme.

I'm sorry, Gimmy, but that one isn't very epic at all.

I'm going to delete this post in 24 hours to keep the thread at a high ratio of epic posts to chatter. I encourage others who chatter in the thread to do something similar. That way you can react to the epic posts, but not harm the long-term status of the thread as a super-dense repository of excellent posts.
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« Reply #594 on: December 03, 2012, 08:12:07 PM »

http://www.oldspicesavestheworld.com/
motumbo will, he is the savior of the world

(btw neither that or skillrex zelda work on my netbook for whatever reason)
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« Reply #595 on: December 09, 2012, 07:35:11 AM »

Quote from: SirNiko
Writing for a video game is like plot for a porno.

You can put it in there, and it can improve the piece, but after a certain point you're just forgetting the purpose of the medium.
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« Reply #596 on: January 06, 2013, 07:37:26 PM »

wouldnt it be super kawaii if i could fit inside johns pocket and he was watching his little girl anime and i would be like "john kun these anime arent kawaii enough lets watch some gundam or whatever"
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« Reply #597 on: January 07, 2013, 02:44:57 PM »

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Giants: Citizen Kabuto

Oh, yessss.
This game deserves way more attention  Panda
I can't seem to find somebody who still plays it though..
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« Reply #598 on: January 09, 2013, 04:51:27 PM »


What if there were giant robots instead of tanks.

That got me thinking. What if Evangelion was played in a similar style?

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Shinji trips over when confronting his first Angel. He giggles. It is ADORABLY MOE.

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Technician: Oh that liquid? It's LCL. It facilitates efficient connection between the pilots and their Evas, and has a delicate orange aftertaste.

...

Interior of Eva #0. Rei is immersed in LCL.
Rei reaches forward, and flicks a few switches on a control panel.
Bubbles start appearing in the LCL. Rei leans back and relaxes.
The camera pans closer to the panel, where the label can be read: "Jacuzzi mode".

...

Due to a misunderstanding, Eva #1 is repainted HOT PINK.
Everyone laughs at Shinji's awkwardness.

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Eva #1 has one foot in a nondescript building.
Zoom in, and the foot is in the hall outside of the classroom.
Cut to Shinji, inside Eva #1, who is muttering about being late for class.

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Asuka suffers body image issues for several episodes after the volcano dive.

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Kaji: Hey, can someone help me fill out this form? I have no idea what to put under "Employer".
Everybody laughs.

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Iruel's attack on the Magi is thwarted when the ghost of Ritsuko's mother manifests from the last Magi, and saves her daughter. Iruel is defeated by the POWER OF LOVE.

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Fuyutsuki: It looks like we'll have to use the Lances of Longinus.
Gendo: Wait, LANCES? Isn't there just one lance?
Fuyutsuki: No, there's one lance for each child.

Cut to sports field.

The children in their Evas are practising wielding the lances on a sports field. They are having trouble balancing them, and sometimes drop them. It is ADORABLY MOE.

Misato: I want everyone to do their very best.

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Asuka: My sync ratio is dropping!
The other children: We will overcome this with THE POWER OF FRIENDSHIP.
Asuka: My sync ratio is up again! I can be a pilot again!

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Shinji stands at Asuka's bedside. He places some flowers in a vase for her, holds her hand, AND DOES NOTHING ELSE.

...

The ending might need to be changed a bit too:

Gendo: I was heartbroken over my lost wife and your mother.
Shinji: I just wanted to live up to your expectations!
Gendo: I realise I was wrong to shut you out like that.
Shinji: I now have confidence and my own identity.
Gendo: I love you, Shinji.
Shinji: I love you, dad.
Geno and Shinji embrace.
Ghost of Yui appears.
Eva #1: I love you both.
Everyone embraces, including the Eva.

Gendo: I love you, Ritsuko.
Ritsuko: I love you, Gendo.
Ritsuko's mum: I love you, Gendo.
The Magi: We love you too.
Gendo: .... Awkward.

Ritsuko: I love you, Rei. Rei. Rei. Rei. Rei.
Ritsuko is moe-piled from all directions.

Shinji: I love you, Asuka.
Asuka: I hate you, Shinji!
Shinji: I hate you, Asuka!
Asuka: I love you, Shinji.
Shinji and Asuka embrace, and then Asuka slaps him.

Kaworu: I love you Shinji
Shinji: Well, duh.

Kaji: I love you.
Everyone: We all love you, Kaji.
Everyone piles on to Kaji.

Kaji: Oh, and if anyone is wondering, I got better.
Yui: So did I.
Asuka's mum: Me too! Also, I'm sane.
Everyone embraces.

Asuka: I love you Kaji.
Kaji: I love you too, jailbait.
Asuka launches herself at Kaji.

Kaworu: I love you, Adam.
Adam: I love you...
Gendo: Wait a minute, NOOOO!

Cut to black.

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« Reply #599 on: February 06, 2013, 12:37:36 AM »

People message you? I wanna be messaged frequently and fervently by giving great input that inspires and defines peoples' lives.

not everyone can be a winning, not everyone has the Tiger blood, it comes at a cost -- working on games steadily rather than giving in to distractions or giving them up or getting sidetracked, and of being constantly harassed by detractors (like you!), which i'm not sure your brain could handle -- if you borrowed my brain for five seconds, you’d be like, "dude! can’t handle it, unplug this b*stard!" it fires in a way that's maybe not from, uh... this terrestrial realm, it's from the realm only phubans and i know about -- can't is the cancer of happening, you need drugs, it's called being a paul eres, a paul hubans, an mdickie, a jforce, an adam coate, a vasily zotov -- it's not available because if you try it you will die, your face will melt and your children will weep over your exploded body
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