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The Monster King
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« on: February 08, 2011, 12:41:26 PM »

current amount of orders:  Kiss Kiss

Hello it is soon february 14th and most of us are guys in their basements / studios and we are needing the love for making the game!

This is why i offer FREE OF CHARGE* a delivery for all your love throughout this vast network of tigs

the services I offer are mail of love and singing telegram

the singing telegrams come with an exclusive french canadian / royal monster accent that is bound to make your sweetheart wonder why it isnt your voice he/she is hearing

mail is just like a PM but you have option to make it anonymous!! how sweet
or even to make it from someone else
its really like creating another account except it is the monster king! everyone loves him
r-right?

there is no guarantee that your text, picture or song will not be modified during transit




*the Monster King does not charge any currency but you vow servitude to his tyranny and you sell your soul to him too or something i heard its worth a lot
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« Reply #1 on: February 08, 2011, 01:21:00 PM »

spoilers: i give faux-valentines to both:
arthur lee and derek yu,
eva and gilbert,
dragonmaw and p diddy,
phil fish and paul eres,

where i say they're from said opposing person.

i also will send phubans a musical piece aping kenji ito, sung by the monster king.
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« Reply #2 on: February 08, 2011, 01:36:15 PM »

can you sing acappella to instrumentals
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« Reply #3 on: February 08, 2011, 02:43:28 PM »

yes I can sing whatever just pm me with the details
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« Reply #4 on: February 08, 2011, 05:13:57 PM »

Kenji Ito?! That's awesome! But here's how I'll be spending Valentine's Day:

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« Reply #5 on: February 08, 2011, 07:20:03 PM »

Jesus christ, it's barely the 8th and why am I hearing of that everywhere?
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« Reply #6 on: February 08, 2011, 09:04:54 PM »

well if I want to prepare sing-a-grams I need to get the request in advance sorry moi
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« Reply #7 on: February 09, 2011, 10:21:44 AM »

why dont i have any valentine pms

just give each other manlove or all write to the only girl we have whatever
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« Reply #8 on: February 09, 2011, 06:36:50 PM »

Check your PMs now!
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« Reply #9 on: February 09, 2011, 06:37:45 PM »

im a guy i dont have pms

oh

oh

oh yes
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« Reply #10 on: February 09, 2011, 08:47:47 PM »

Quote
you have 50 messages 0 are new.

Sad

I was hoping to pretend thernz was the girl in his avatar as I read his sultry PM telling me how handsome and manly I am  Embarrassed
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« Reply #11 on: February 09, 2011, 09:04:14 PM »

PMing yourself dirty messages is the lowest form of masturbation.
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« Reply #12 on: February 09, 2011, 09:19:29 PM »

would you rather we pm'd you instead then Wizard
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« Reply #13 on: February 09, 2011, 09:21:36 PM »

phubans if anyone sends you a valentines you will receive it on valentines day idiot
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« Reply #14 on: February 09, 2011, 09:27:30 PM »

would you rather we pm'd you instead then Wizard
*sniffle* Yes... Cry
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The Monster King
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« Reply #15 on: February 10, 2011, 07:39:40 AM »

jwk5 if you want love maybe you should send some too

i only have one valentines request so far that is too bad dont you think
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