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Gimym TILBERT
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« Reply #105 on: March 01, 2011, 06:30:36 PM »


// You might be a programmer
if (the_following == true)
{
   // you type
   draw_text(x,y,"like this");
   instance_create(x+5,y+5,obj_EvenWhen);
   // not coding.
}

else
{

}

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« Reply #106 on: March 01, 2011, 06:57:36 PM »

Philosophy is a yes or no question.
You mean a true or false question.
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« Reply #107 on: March 01, 2011, 07:07:27 PM »

You mean 1 or 0.
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« Reply #108 on: March 01, 2011, 09:38:49 PM »

You mean 1 or 0.

You mean 0 or any non-zero result   Ninja
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« Reply #109 on: March 02, 2011, 05:00:26 AM »

binary result?
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« Reply #110 on: March 02, 2011, 05:01:34 AM »

You mean a boolean variable.
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« Reply #111 on: March 02, 2011, 12:02:42 PM »

you might be a programmer if you are actually arguing about this
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« Reply #112 on: March 02, 2011, 12:25:48 PM »

You might be a programmer if you used "==" instead of "=" in math class.
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« Reply #113 on: March 02, 2011, 12:32:38 PM »

I use = because == is for comparisons. @_@
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« Reply #114 on: March 03, 2011, 05:36:05 PM »

you might be a programmer if a you would answer:
a + 2 = 4
with "a is an undeclared variable"
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« Reply #115 on: March 03, 2011, 10:46:16 PM »

more like a + 2 isn't an lval.
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« Reply #116 on: March 04, 2011, 08:21:26 AM »

You might be a programmer if....

more like a + 2 isn't an lval.
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« Reply #117 on: March 05, 2011, 10:08:27 AM »

you might be a programmer if you argue that no one should use English because it isn't typesafe.
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« Reply #118 on: March 05, 2011, 10:11:48 AM »

Might be if you know what velato is.
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« Reply #119 on: March 05, 2011, 10:55:09 AM »

If you try to make a backup before doing something experimental or stupid. In real life.
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