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May 25, 2013, 06:34:53 PM
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« Reply #90 on: March 01, 2011, 11:57:31 AM »

... this bothers you.
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« Reply #91 on: March 01, 2011, 12:14:04 PM »

ARGJGLHLARGHHJ

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phew... that's better.
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« Reply #92 on: March 01, 2011, 12:15:44 PM »

 you mean:

//ARGJGLHLARGHHJ
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« Reply #93 on: March 01, 2011, 12:20:23 PM »

I just finished state testing. I had to write an essay... needless to say I had many syntax marks on it.
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« Reply #94 on: March 01, 2011, 12:37:46 PM »


/* You might be a programmer */
if (the_following == true) {
   /* you type */
   draw_text(x,y,"like this");
   instance_create(x+5,y+5,obj_EvenWhen);
   /* not coding. */
}
else {
}
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Fuschia!

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« Reply #95 on: March 01, 2011, 12:58:23 PM »

Lost my keys.  That's okay I'll just go to Start-> Search...

...Fuck.
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« Reply #96 on: March 01, 2011, 01:03:05 PM »


/* You might be a programmer */
if (the_following == true) {
   /* you type */
   draw_text(x,y,"like this");
   instance_create(x+5,y+5,obj_EvenWhen);
   /* not coding. */
}
else {
}


WTH is the point of that else?
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« Reply #97 on: March 01, 2011, 01:06:06 PM »


/* You might be a programmer */
if (the_following == true) {
   /* you type */
   draw_text(x,y,"like this");
   instance_create(x+5,y+5,obj_EvenWhen);
   /* not coding. */
}
else {
}


WTH is the point of that else?

You might be a programmer if other programmers' coding styles make you nerdrage.

For my money: Using /* ... */ for one-line comments and not putting opening curly brackets on their own line? Booo.

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« Reply #98 on: March 01, 2011, 01:40:55 PM »

Lost my keys.  That's okay I'll just go to Start-> Search...

...Fuck.
you use a binary search across the house until you find it.
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« Reply #99 on: March 01, 2011, 02:29:53 PM »

Lost my keys.  That's okay I'll just go to Start-> Search...

...Fuck.

Whenever I'm looking up a quote in a book I always try and press ctrl-f first.
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I don't actually use Ubuntu much...


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« Reply #100 on: March 01, 2011, 02:42:34 PM »

Lost my keys.  That's okay I'll just go to Start-> Search...

...Fuck.
you use a binary search across the house until you find it.

But, but, how do you sort an entire house?  Shocked
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« Reply #101 on: March 01, 2011, 03:03:14 PM »

ah.

linear search it is then.
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« Reply #102 on: March 01, 2011, 03:04:50 PM »

sort it into a k-d tree first
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« Reply #103 on: March 01, 2011, 03:06:02 PM »

I was thinking that, but how do you sort it? I'd have thought that you have to know the location first, unless you're sorting by name, or some other attribute.
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« Reply #104 on: March 01, 2011, 06:26:44 PM »

Philosophy is a yes or no question.
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