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[thatshelby]

I'm clean shaven. Looking into growing a handlebar moustache.

What hair do you have, if any?


Also: If anyone wants to grow a handlebar moustache with me, please say so.

[BlueMoon]

Now that's a philosophical question o_O

I'm clean shaven.

[Sakar]

I'm also clean shaven. Might grow a goatee, though I'm not really sure how that'll look on me

[thatshelby]

I'm also clean shaven. Might grow a goatee, though I'm not really sure how that'll look on me

I think that'll look okay.

[Dugan]

...hairy hair!

[Toom]

Bearded. I lost a bet about two years ago and wasn't allowed to shave for two months, and got used to it; it's low-maintenance, keeps my face warm. I've experimented with using it a storage solution but it's an imperfect system:


fig. A: beta stage.

Please note that I do not always resemble a bog-eyed grease troll.

Over this two-month period of enforced hirsuteness, I hadn't seen my girlfriend at all. She was finishing up her MA in Norwich, and I live in York - a distance of about a hundred miles - and at the time was working three jobs, so neither of us really had a lot of free time. A little while after I'd grown the beard, decided to keep it and tidied it up, I finally got some annual leave cleared and went to visit her.

First thing she says to me - the actual, very first thing, before "hello" or anything - was "the beard is fucking hot."

So the beard fucking stays.

It looks like this now:

fig. B: Bitches betta reco'nize

[Sakar]

I'm also clean shaven. Might grow a goatee, though I'm not really sure how that'll look on me

I think that'll look okay.

--image--

I need to change my avatar when I get home now

[thatshelby]

the beard is fucking hot.

[RC]

I sadly cannot grow much facial hair, though that also means I don't have to shave as much!

Last time I shaved was over a month ago, and right now I've got a little bit of a mustache, some chin hairs and a little bit on my cheeks.

Before the last time I shaved, I went 4 months without shaving and it was pretty much the same as it is now, just a bit longer I guess.

[Richard Kain]

I have quite a nice goatee/mustache combination going on right now. Very much a William Frakes look. I keep my sideburns and neck clean-shaven, but all around the mouth, chin, and under-nose area is well-bearded at the moment. I actually went to the trouble of dying my facial hair last week. Most of my hair is a nice, even brown. But my facial hair has always had streaks of blond in it, and this occasionally makes my beard look patchy and unkempt. The effect of the dye is subtle, but I believe satisfying.

[Nugsy]

I have a chinbeard. That is it.

[C.A. Sinner]

Used to have a full beard, now I'm down to a stubble.

[Pirate Hearts]

No facial hair. I grew a soul patch once in undergrad. It did nothing for me.

[Toom]

the beard is fucking hot.

Although one time I was round a mate's house, drinking tea, and her dog barked, startling me. I flung hot tea into my face, which stuck in the beard and continued to burn.

Beard giveth, but beard also taketh away.

[Gimym TILBERT]

hello! now i'm pencerkoff clone