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[meetmerv]

You are Merv, and you look for a nice shag. You find a sexy girl but things don’t go as you would like… You have to face her Pimp!

Go trough 9 stages + hidden areas, final bosses, traps and more!

Use guns to shoot more than 10 types of enemies including wild bitches, crazy hobos, weird mutants, zombie ho’s and unlockable villains, ready to kick your ass!

An indie shooting-platform game by animatic vision studio, full of humor and weird characters, unusual enemies and an eccentric storyline!

Caution:

Contains violence, suggestive themes, crude humor, minimal blood, and/or infrequent use of strong language.

Suitable for ages +15.

More information:

http://www.meetmerv.com

[vinheim3]

You had me at "wild bitches" and "zombie hos"

[Dataflashsabot]

You are using Comic Sans on your website.
MOTHERFUCKING COMIC SANS.

[meetmerv]

What is wrong with Comic Sans ?

[Destral]

It's only the most hated font on the face of the internet.

[meetmerv]

OK, we will consider it later when we change our primary site.