Welcome, Guest. Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length

 
Advanced search

1411279 Posts in 69323 Topics- by 58380 Members - Latest Member: bob1029

March 28, 2024, 02:00:48 PM

Need hosting? Check out Digital Ocean
(more details in this thread)
TIGSource ForumsPlayerGeneralSpanish 101 (Cursing and bad words, very funny).
Pages: [1] 2 3
Print
Author Topic: Spanish 101 (Cursing and bad words, very funny).  (Read 466555 times)
filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« on: June 11, 2011, 11:25:44 AM »

Hi, Today I want to show to TIG fellows, a little class in Spanish, maybe they can learn a good few things, so if you listen someone yelling this, you can at least know what it means.
The word can mean originally other stuff, but I'm talking about his "negative" and offensive meaning.

Spanish 101: Bad words, cursing, etc.

Culo: Ass.
Hijueputa: Son of a bitch. hp is the abbreviation.
   -Triple-hijueputa: Three times motherfucker.
Hijo de puta: Long version of hijueputa.
Puta: Bitch.
Puto: It's the "male" version of a bitch, also it can mean a very angry person.
   -¿Estás puto?: Are you mad?
Pendejo: A dumb or stupid person, a dork. (Argentina) a young person.
   -Deje de ser tan pendejo: Stop being a dork.
Verga: Just to be aware It can means also the arc of the crossbow and a type of Mast in sailing. But people generally want to mean penis.
   -Verga dura: a Hard dick.
   - Verga muy grande: a very big penis.
Pinche: Originally means the assistant in the kitchen, but in Mexico it means mean (a mean person), in Central america it means stingy.
Maricon: It mean Fag, It can be used to denote your homosexuality, or to say you're weak, also It can be used as a "friendly" word between pals (like Fag).
Pelotudo / Boludo: It means you have big balls (testicles) but in a bad sense (dumb, naive). In argentina is very used the word Boludo.
Tarado: A douchebag, a retard.
Coger: You should be aware that the original meaning is to grab something, but also a person can mean in some countries (Spain, Argentina) "to fuck" (having sex).
La concha de tu madre: It means "the cunt of your mother" (cunt = vagina)
Mierda: Shit.
Mondá: Used in the north of Colombia, It means dick, penis.
No joda: (North Colombia) It means Shut the fuck up, leave me alone.
Huevo / hueva: Huevo means egg, but also can mean the "eggs" of the man, hueva doesn't mean "female egg" as you may think, but testicles or dork.
Perro: Dog. "Perro hijueputa" It's a common phrase.
Pete: (Argentina) means fellatio (sucking a cock).
Polla: female chicken, also Cock.
weon / webon / guevon / awebonado: See Pelotudo.
Culiao: someone who just had anal sex.
Raja: When refering to a female, It means her vagina or ass.
Maraca: (Chile) Slut. A woman who can't live without a dick.
Malparido: Someone who was born with deformations or who had a very dificult birth, also bastard. "Mal" (Bad) + parido ("animal birth"). Parir is an animal birth, nacer is the human counterpart.
Chupamedias: Bootlicker.
Cara de monda: Dick Face.
Percanta: A person who is really bad and lives in a criminal lifestyle.
Zunga: a Bitch, a prostitute.
Gonorrea: a really mean person, also is a STD (sexual transmission disease).
Cagar: To defecate.
Guey/wey: A man, not offensive, like Bro (sup, bro).
Trompada: A punch in the face.
     -Te voy a romper la cara a trompadas: I'm gonna break your face with my punches.
Loco: Crazy.
Maldito: A cursed person.
     Maldición: Damm, dammit.
Ñero / gamín: (Colombia) street urchin.
Chimba: Chimbo means dick, penis, but Chimba also means "awesome".
      Uy, que care-chimba: Hey, dick face.
       Le quedo una chimba: It looks (the thing you made) amazing/awesome.
cacorro: A person who enjoy to fuck others in the ass.
Pirobo: See Ñero.
Basura: Garbage.

Also, a few pictures to practice:

This has a shitty spelling, but it says:
Who jump over this fence and I'll catch him will regret of having born, motherfucker who jump this fence, fag.


Mr. Neighbor, don't throw garbage here, throw it to your fucking mother cunt.


No words needed.

Now, the good ones, the videos in Spanish to practice the words,  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy






http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ax0KfM0Tp8Q&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AzT_Dmw6lo0&feature=related
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RaWm96t6CVU&feature=related

Enjoy you new known spanish words.  Evil Evil Evil
EDIT: If you don't think it's funny, check the video's comments and people say It makes them laugh.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 02:23:16 PM by filosofiamanga » Logged
[RM8]
Level 10
*****


☆☆☆☆☆


View Profile
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2011, 11:38:20 AM »

Well, here in Mexico 'pinche' is more like a non-literal 'f_cking'.

Example: Your f_cking mother! = ¡Tu pinche madre!.

Feels weird typing that.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 11:44:55 AM by Rm88~ » Logged
Theophilus
Guest
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2011, 01:16:27 PM »

I don't get how this is very funny.
Logged
filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2011, 01:17:56 PM »

I don't get how this is very funny.

I don't know why you don't find it funny, maybe cultural diference?
Logged
Theophilus
Guest
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2011, 01:25:15 PM »

It's just curse words in another language.
Logged
filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2011, 01:28:14 PM »

It's just curse words in another language.
See the comments in the videos, Latinos (I'm one) sometimes found very funny a video with cursing words, we remember our roots with that,  Cheesy Cheesy Cheesy
I'm not meaning all of latino people, but a lot of us those "vulgar" videos makes us laugh.
Logged
[RM8]
Level 10
*****


☆☆☆☆☆


View Profile
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2011, 01:32:44 PM »

Well, I don't find it funny either and I'm Mexican. Cursing can be funny if what you're saying is funny even without those words, I guess.
Logged
ஒழுக்கின்மை (Paul Eres)
Level 10
*****


Also known as रिंकू.


View Profile WWW
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2011, 01:34:32 PM »

i don't know spanish but the city i grew up in is about 40% hispanic (mostly puerto rican and dominican) so i knew most of these already
Logged

filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2011, 01:35:14 PM »

Well, I don't find it funny either and I'm Mexican. Cursing can be funny if what you're saying is funny even without those words, I guess.
Obviously not all people found cursing tv shows and stuff funny.
But there's also the other people who did.
Look at South Park.
Logged
MaloEspada
Guest
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2011, 01:38:17 PM »

why don't you use this thread to teach the good side of spanish instead

guy makes a thread to teach cursing words?
i don't even
Logged
filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2011, 01:40:20 PM »

why don't you use this thread to teach the good side of spanish instead

guy makes a thread to teach cursing words?
i don't even

To a English speaker person it's usefull to know these when a latino or Hispanic yell at him those in the street.

But a normal or good "tutorial" is very easy to find and there are lots of that in google.
But If you want, I can make a good tutorial.
Logged
BlueSweatshirt
Level 10
*****

the void


View Profile WWW
« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2011, 01:46:43 PM »

why don't you use this thread to teach the good side of spanish instead

guy makes a thread to teach cursing words?
i don't even

Everyone else teaches the "good stuff"-- Everyone is hesitant to teach the "bad stuff". I have 3 years of a formal Spanish education and I had heard none but one of these words prior to reading. Albeit less practical, it's still useful to know. It's part of their culture. Plus, it saves the embarrassment of having to ask what these words mean to a native speaker after having heard them or the street or such.
Logged

filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2011, 01:54:05 PM »

Trust me, you'll find a lot of these words in youtube.
Logged
Alevice
Level 10
*****



View Profile WWW
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2011, 02:04:45 PM »

I'm mexican too, and I didnt find it amusing, despinte using expletives in my vocabulary on my regular basis. It sure might come hand an unofficial foreign cursing thread, in case any of us go to another foreign country and are confroted with vulgarity.
Logged

Nugsy
Level 10
*****



View Profile
« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2011, 02:09:12 PM »

Quote
Raja: When refering to a female, It means her vagina or ass.

Doesn't that get a bit... confusing in certain situations?
Logged


filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2011, 02:14:17 PM »

Quote
Raja: When refering to a female, It means her vagina or ass.

Doesn't that get a bit... confusing in certain situations?

Raja means "the line" so It can be used to things like the "rajadura de las calles" (streets cracks), so you'll figure out that womans have a line in her front and behind (when using jeans)

EDIT: Raja comes from "rajar" that means split, to divide, to crack.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2011, 02:24:27 PM by filosofiamanga » Logged
BlueSweatshirt
Level 10
*****

the void


View Profile WWW
« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2011, 02:23:33 PM »

Quote
Raja: When refering to a female, It means her vagina or ass.

Doesn't that get a bit... confusing in certain situations?

If you needed to be specific in those situations you'd use a different word.
Logged

moi
Level 10
*****


DILF SANTA


View Profile WWW
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2011, 02:41:43 PM »

i don't know spanish but the city i grew up in is about 40% hispanic (mostly puerto rican and dominican) so i knew most of these already
Aqui tenemos una calabacita de nivel olimpico
Logged

subsystems   subsystems   subsystems
filosofiamanga
Level 1
*


View Profile
« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2011, 02:44:44 PM »

Why do people actually respond seriously to filosofiamanga threads?

I actually try to have good debates on the page, maybe I'm trying too hard.
At least I'm not making flamewars, or trolling, or spaming.
Logged
Contrary
Level 4
****


View Profile
« Reply #19 on: June 11, 2011, 07:59:46 PM »

oh me gusta
Logged
Pages: [1] 2 3
Print
Jump to:  

Theme orange-lt created by panic