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[FRET]

Maybe you need a man as stalwart as the great castles of the germanic empire to be the pillar of no tears on your team

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Nillo and I just learned that if you want to win a game, don't let me be leshrac

ever

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better than renodds tinker

[dota_mtdew]

calling all gamers! attention all gamers! bulletin to all gamers?

let's play a captain's draft mode dota 2 match. this is a call to arms, gamer fans.

[Nillo]

calling all gamers! attention all gamers! bulletin to all gamers?

let's play a captain's draft mode dota 2 match. this is a call to arms, gamer fans.

I'm going to make a post specifically saying that my group is better than your group and that CM is the least entertaining mode.

Every CM game:
Prophet, AM, Invoker banned
Wind, Venge, Tide, Veno picked
I have to beg the captain to pick a hero for me that I like to play, and 50% of the time they just ignore it anyway and pick something that is "top tier" instead.

[dota_mtdew]

ok!

[Nillo]

Co-op mode makes me giggle. They might as well call it 1v5 mode because that's what it ends up being most of the time (everyone except for me is playing their first game of dota so they get violated and humiliated by the bots)

[Nillo]

Complete guide to Russian, for Dota 2 public games:

привет - privet - hi
иди нахуй - idi nahooy - fuck off
пидорас - pidoras - faggot
блядь - bleyati - whore
говно - govno - shit
пиздец - pizdets - fucked up

[wzl]

exactly all the vocabulary you need to play dota with russians

[Glaiel-Gamer]

i am cry

[Nillo]

i am cry

I did well early on as a newbie Mirana, but then Huskar started CHAOS DUNKING and we didn't really have any carry on our team.

[allen]

http://optf2.com/d2/items

minipudge courier sounds awesome

[wzl]

Just had an awesome leshrac(me) earthshaker tidehunter lifestealer 4v5. Never thought we could turn that game. Then suddenly: OWNAGE OCCURS

[Castle]

>it's noon
>start playing dota
>it's nine thirty at night
>what

[Nillo]

Jon's computer has arrived.

Prepare yourselves for the UNSTOPPABLE INVOKER.

[Glaiel-Gamer]

game started out with the pub drow I was babysitting (as dazzle) insulting me for "doing bad pulls" (every time I moved the creeps at :52 to stack the camp...) and apparently "blocking" her from running during a fight (when she was like 4 unit widths away from me...), so I said "fine I'll support a different lane then" since she obviously didn't want me there.

Bot had already fed axe pretty hard and our pubbies were douchenuggets, so it was kinda hopeless, so I just built dagons instead of playing support and got a kill with it at the end right before we lost.

they were SO MAD.

[farmer]

game started out with the pub drow I was babysitting (as dazzle) insulting me for "doing bad pulls" (every time I moved the creeps at :52 to stack the camp...) and apparently "blocking" her from running during a fight (when she was like 4 unit widths away from me...), so I said "fine I'll support a different lane then" since she obviously didn't want me there.

Bot had already fed axe pretty hard and our pubbies were douchenuggets, so it was kinda hopeless, so I just built dagons instead of playing support and got a kill with it at the end right before we lost.

they were SO MAD.

This sounds like every game I've played so far...