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[xoorath]

My Mom doesn't like your game. She called it dumb.

[mokesmoe]

Those trailers are amazing. They really made me want to shoot the butts.

[sabajt]

i shot the butts.

any reason why the up key is not the jetpack?  seems like it would be easier to concentate on shooting the butts that way.

also congrats on finishing.

[moonmagic]

Thanks for playing, everyone!

@xoorath: It's not just dumb, it's mega dumb.

@sabajt: I didn't want the jetpack to just be an extension of how you move; I wanted it to feel kind of clunky and mechanical. I love the feeling in Thrustburst (and before that, Mechwarrior 2 / Virtual On / any decent mech game) of fighting with a machine to make it do what you want, and eventually mastering it. Of course, my controls aren't nearly as good as Thrustburst's, because I'm not nearly as good at math. Maybe someday.

After all, BUTT FOREST is just as much an adversary as GIGA BUTT.

[DGH94]

Are the top 5 scores we see all time? If so I made it with 21.5k Sweet game, love that the jetpack isn't just up, it makes it way more challenging.

[King Hadas]

I defeated Giga Butt. It was easy, too easy. What? No! How could this happen? Is this what Giga Butt wanted all along?

What have I been fighting for all these minutes? Jetting through fleshy corridors, 3000 miles of yellow cheeks extending in every direction. Butts, I killed so many. Of every hue, of every shade, even smooth baby butts just born from their dying mother's womb weren't safe, weren't excluded from my butt brutality. What was it all for? Are all actions futile in this terrible buttcheeked land?

I have never been so thoroughly chilled by anything in my entire life.

[moonmagic]

@DGH94: The 5 scores are the high scores for the machine you are playing; I haven't figured out online scores yet. That is a good score!

@King Hadas: Happy Halloween!