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You skin the Panda. As you move to don the skin, though, it starts to strangle you! "Muwahaha!" Says the Dark Panda Necromancer Xkcfulon! "Long have I waited to shed myself of my sickly mortal shell! Now your body is mine! I banish your soul To Fail-Hell 2!"
"Wait, what the fuck? 'On Vacation, be back soon'? Bah! Very well, to Limbo with you!" With a swift gesture, your soul is banished to Limbo.
You are in Limbo. You still have your mustard hat, though.
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« Reply #136 on: September 10, 2008, 04:45:15 PM » |
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>Dip left eye in mustard and eat it
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My religion consists of a humble admiration of the illimitable superior spirit who reveals himself in the slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble mind.
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« Reply #137 on: September 10, 2008, 04:59:08 PM » |
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You eat the left eye covered in bewildered mustard. Consuming a part of the evil panda mage Xkcfulon has given you celestial powers!
You are in Limbo. You can bend the laws of space and time to your will.
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« Reply #138 on: September 10, 2008, 08:15:02 PM » |
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> do absolutely nothing with my insane powers, and be perfectly content
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« Reply #139 on: September 11, 2008, 05:33:59 PM » |
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you exist for a long time. you see the parallax of eternity pass by you.
then you meet Pun. you have a long and wonderful relationship with Pun, but soon your perfect contentness seems to be insufficient for Pun. she wants passion. her insatiable lust leads her ultimately to leave you, breaking one of your few hearts. in memory of Pun, you go and do Nothing.
you get an "STD"
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« Reply #140 on: September 11, 2008, 08:56:37 PM » |
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> connect both ends of the STD (Simple Transforming Diode) into a 9-volt battery
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« Reply #141 on: September 12, 2008, 01:12:53 AM » |
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STD turns out to be a LED.
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« Reply #142 on: September 12, 2008, 01:30:05 AM » |
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You stick pikachu in the spider man cos player ass and the chicken in pikachus ass, you pull the pulley.
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« Reply #143 on: September 12, 2008, 12:42:52 PM » |
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You stick pikachu in the spider man cos player ass and the chicken in pikachus ass, you pull the pulley.
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« Reply #144 on: September 12, 2008, 06:38:42 PM » |
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ERROR: WHAT THE FUCK, THAT'S JUST DISGUSTING
PROCEEDING FROM LAST COMMAND
STD turns out to be a LED.
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« Reply #145 on: September 13, 2008, 04:18:44 AM » |
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>Hit a monkey with a bone
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« Reply #146 on: September 13, 2008, 07:37:12 AM » |
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« Reply #147 on: September 13, 2008, 07:44:46 AM » |
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>Tell him to shut up and get in line.
>Oh yeah, and then hit him with that friggin' bone already.
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« Reply #148 on: September 13, 2008, 08:46:58 AM » |
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you try to hit the monkey with the bone, but the monkey simply will not let this happen. this is a conundrum indeed. indeed. indeed.  IN-DEED. > ((this is kind of an in-joke within the TV show The Wire.. might've been too obscure)) |
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« Reply #149 on: September 13, 2008, 02:44:00 PM » |
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>Exit limbo
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