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« Reply #165 on: September 14, 2008, 05:12:21 PM » |
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>blaspheme wholeheartedly, in italian.
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« Reply #166 on: September 14, 2008, 06:16:54 PM » |
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you scream, "balle boccino botta cacca cagare cagacazzo chiappe cazzo cesso chiavare coglione culattone fancazzista ficcare fica fottere!"
dante gasps in horror.
you scream, "VAFFANCULO!!!" in dante's face.
dante is now a little bit angry at you.
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« Reply #167 on: September 14, 2008, 10:29:02 PM » |
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>Turn Dante's frown upside down (literally)
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« Reply #168 on: September 15, 2008, 08:19:37 AM » |
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« Reply #169 on: September 15, 2008, 08:32:56 AM » |
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dante protests, but you rip his unwilling mouth into a forced smile. he now cannot change his expression. he is smiling. he is smiling.  you are scared. > |
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« Reply #170 on: September 15, 2008, 08:49:50 AM » |
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> Eject Devil May Cry 3 disc. Put in Monkey Island 4 disc. Restart PS2.
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« Reply #171 on: September 15, 2008, 10:16:34 AM » |
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the title screen for monkey island 4 appears. dante vanishes, never getting the chance to write his masterpiece The Inferno. You have rewritten history. However, you are now playing Monkey Island 4, so it's ok. Guybrush appears behind you and says, "Hello! I am a mighty pirate!"
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« Reply #172 on: September 15, 2008, 10:23:08 AM » |
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> Ask Guybrush out for a drink. Invite Elaine as well.
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« Reply #173 on: September 15, 2008, 01:56:42 PM » |
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elaine appears, and you, guybrush, and elaine trot happily off to the nearest place of alcohol consumption.
the sign at the entrance to the bar says "SCUMM BAR". as you enter, you find that the bar is full of pirates. the bartender glares at you.
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« Reply #174 on: September 15, 2008, 01:58:27 PM » |
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> Ask for a pitcher of grog, a glass of wine for the lady and some juice for Guybrush since Elaine won't let her drink any alcohol, also ask for I. Cheese.
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« Reply #175 on: September 15, 2008, 01:59:49 PM » |
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the bartender punches you in the face.
however, you have a GUT-WRENCHING NEED FOR ALCOHOL and must get it some way or another. you are now very angry with the bartender.
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« Reply #176 on: September 15, 2008, 02:08:07 PM » |
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> "Look out! A three-headed monkey!"
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« Reply #177 on: September 15, 2008, 03:38:24 PM » |
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The bartender replies "Then stop waving it around like a feather duster!"
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« Reply #178 on: September 15, 2008, 04:24:38 PM » |
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> feel a sudden compulsion to find treasure
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