Kramlack
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« on: December 01, 2011, 07:12:48 PM » |
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For sexy comparison.
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baconman
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« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2011, 05:13:35 AM » |
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So long as they're good games, and not JUST Ero. There are some great ones out there, but you usually have to dig through a mountain of copypaste shovelware to find it.
Beating the first boss of Ninja Gaiden Sigma gave me a hard-on. Does that make NG an ero-game?
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John Lee
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« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2011, 07:46:05 AM » |
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Hmmm... I suppose that thwy CAN be sexy, but usually only in the way that naked people can be sexy. Only if I'm in the right mood, and overexposure makes them not sexy.
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« Reply #3 on: December 03, 2011, 08:31:42 AM » |
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I live by this simple principle - children and fictional characters are off limits, and definetely not turn ons. If the game contains real images though, I'll have to judge each case individually
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« Reply #4 on: December 03, 2011, 08:41:05 AM » |
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What the heck? I thought this thread was about eurogames. Meeple are definitely not sexy. But for reals, how would we know if we haven't tried 'em? Post some ero games we can try. Or are there not any indie ero games?
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« Reply #5 on: December 03, 2011, 08:54:48 AM » |
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Sexy games make me feel like too much of a nerd. :/ What a turn off!
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« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2011, 01:52:52 PM » |
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What the heck? I thought this thread was about eurogames. Meeple are definitely not sexy. i thought the same thing but came to the opposite conclusion. Euro games are super sexy
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« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2011, 02:51:34 PM » |
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I love Ludo.
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« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2011, 02:58:58 PM » |
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I live by this simple principle - children and fictional characters are off limits, and definetely not turn ons. If the game contains real images though, I'll have to judge each case individually
this is a totally serious reply hahaha
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DavidCaruso
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« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2011, 03:09:09 PM » |
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I live by this simple principle - children and fictional characters are off limits, and definetely not turn ons. If the game contains real images though, I'll have to judge each case individually What about pictures of real people dressed up as fictional characters? Also my only exposure to ero games are these series of SomethingAwful articles, so with that in mind I'd say no they're not sexy just hilarious. Hey Derek I know you'll read this post at some point, please make your next project an ero game featuring characters from Spelunky and Cave Story and also Meat Boy (with visible meat.) The tagline can be "erotic 4-player co-op platforming, with the biggest procedurally generated dicks you've ever seen." This is because all dicks will have their lengths determined by rand() * 320 (each screen pixel is an inch.) Also, motion controls. Thanks in advance.
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« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2011, 03:57:33 PM » |
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I can't think of a video game I considered to have succeeded at being sexy or erotic.
Though Fire Emblem got very close omg
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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2011, 04:30:30 PM » |
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sure if its done right there are sexy books and sexy movies why wouldnt there be sexy games they're gonna be nerdy again for a while though. a long while. what videogame isnt though? Is that a bad thing? you talk to your genitals about this. have a nice long chat with your glans.
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2011, 04:46:30 PM » |
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A _____ game is good if it's a good _____ game
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« Reply #13 on: December 05, 2011, 10:32:28 AM » |
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Hey Derek I know you'll read this post at some point, please make your next project an ero game featuring characters from Spelunky and Cave Story and also Meat Boy (with visible meat.) The tagline can be "erotic 4-player co-op platforming, with the biggest procedurally generated dicks you've ever seen." This is because all dicks will have their lengths determined by rand() * 320 (each screen pixel is an inch.) Also, motion controls. Thanks in advance.
Cool dude, I'll release it around the time you release the first amateur JRPG that's entirely inspired by Insomnia articles.
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Manuel Magalhães
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« Reply #14 on: December 05, 2011, 11:47:47 AM » |
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According to Insomnia JRPGs aren't good games, due to their grinding.
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« Reply #15 on: December 05, 2011, 11:59:08 AM » |
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shame, the "genealogy of art games" would make for a great jrpg plot
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DavidCaruso
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« Reply #16 on: December 05, 2011, 12:08:05 PM » |
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Hey Derek I know you'll read this post at some point, please make your next project an ero game featuring characters from Spelunky and Cave Story and also Meat Boy (with visible meat.) The tagline can be "erotic 4-player co-op platforming, with the biggest procedurally generated dicks you've ever seen." This is because all dicks will have their lengths determined by rand() * 320 (each screen pixel is an inch.) Also, motion controls. Thanks in advance.
Cool dude, I'll release it around the time you release the first amateur JRPG that's entirely inspired by Insomnia articles. That was a stream-of-consciousness joke post (I make those sometimes too when I'm not arguing with Gilbert over stupid shit) entirely set up so I could make procedural generation Meat Boy dick jokes, it wasn't meant to be a personal attack or anything. Anyway I'll get started on it, you will be immersed in a swimming pool and the goal will be to hunt down Phil Fish while collecting cards from hidden chests left there by the Illuminati centuries ago which upgrade your stats so you can fire bigger lasers in battle and also new special moves. There will be a timer which will correspond to the art style and music devolving over time until at the end everything is just a bunch of black and white hitboxes (even text, it'll use Morse code with 8x8 tiles) and noise music. This means you have to 1CC it. The main character will be a loli Heraclitus (who can fire lasers.) BRB contacting Square Enix this is genius.
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« Reply #17 on: December 05, 2011, 12:10:48 PM » |
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shame, the "genealogy of art games" would make for a great jrpg plot
should make an 'art jrpg' version of it anyway
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« Reply #18 on: December 05, 2011, 02:56:44 PM » |
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Finally. A game where "grinding" actually makes contextual sense. Bravo!
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« Reply #19 on: December 05, 2011, 03:04:25 PM » |
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